saxe@cs.unc.edu (Eddie Saxe) writes:

>BUAH-SF:                5
>Disclaimer:             3
>Doubled bangs:          2
>Border:                 1
>    Uneven:            +2
>    Epilepsy-inducing: +5
>Stupid nickname:        2
>Kilroy:                 3
>Emoticon:               2
>"Later Dudes":          2

>Total:                 27

Eddie!  Using a score card to warlord could get you drummed out of the IC.

Time to revive:

---------------------#INCLUDE ALT.FAN.WARLORD FORM #5-------------------------
(Form #5 is Copyright 1993, Paul Tomblin)

YOUR WARLORD IS:

_x_ UNORIGINAL.
___ OF A BAIT SIG
___ OF A SIG IN THE HotPW.
___ OF A SIG I DID A FEW
    ___ SECONDS
    ___ HOURS
    ___ DAYS
    AGO
___ LESS INTERESTING THAN THE SIG
___ CONTAINS A BAIT SIG THAT ISN'T AS GOOD AS RSH'S


IN IT, YOU RELY ON THE FOLLOWING VERY OLD METHODS:

_x_ CHECK LIST / SCORE CARD
___ SIMPLE PARODY OF THE QUOTE
___ WITLESS ONE LINE FOLLOWUP
___ REFERENCES TO:
    ___ THAT'S A KATANA, YA MIDWESTERN COMPUTER GEEK
    ___ INGSI
    ___ VAP
    ___ WTFIIWT[A-Z],A
    ___ WTFMFIYFS
    ___ SAD-BASTARDS
    ___ ASCII CHARACTER SHORTAGES
    ___ GEORGE MCQUARY, BUT NOT BY NAME
    ___ WORST ASCII
        ___ MAP OF AUSTRALIA
        ___ ENTERPRISE
        ___ VAP
        ___ KATANA
        ___ OTHER (Specify: _________________________)
___ STANDARD REPLY FORMS


AS WELL, YOU HAVE MADE THE FOLLOWING COMMON MISTAKES:

___ YOU HAVE PRESENTED THE SIG, BUT NOT MADE A WITTY COMMENT
___ YOU WARLORDED A SIG SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN ALT.FAN.WARLORD
___ MENTIONED KIBO GRATUITOUSLY
___ YOU HAVE GREATLY MISUNDERSTOOD THE PURPOSE OF ALT.FAN.WARLORD
___ POSTED TO ALT.FAN.WARLORD TO ASK WHAT THE GROUP IS FOR
___ POSTED TO ALT.FAN.WARLORD TO DEFEND YOUR HORRIBLE SIG
___ MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE A PARODY OF THE BARPHIC
___ ADMITTED THAT YOU LISTEN TO RUSH
-- 
Paul Tomblin                           (gratuitous Vicki Robinson reference)
"When viewed from the proper perspective, this thread is actually just a bunch
of people being silly." - Daniel Lottero