Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:22:36 -0400
Subject: Re: Instant Review: Mussels
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, phy00x@yahoo.com wrote:

DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in
  news:40a442e6.648224868@news.eastlink.ca:

> Mussels... 

=GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =GB

Date:Toady

Angry Minister:Me

Minister Restrainee:Don't know what this means.

=GB =GB =GB =GB =GB

Offense:

__ Stalking My Person; __ Talking Shit;  __ Unsolicited Mooning; __
Impersonating a Kook;  __ Bobbieism;  __ Stalking of Minister's Spouse or
S/O; __Overposting; __ Overactive Bladder; __ Sacrilege; __ Evil Clowning;
__Biting;  __ Confusing; __Inability to Take a Joke;  _X_Unethical Treatment
of Mollusks; __ ShorDurPerSav Bashing;  __ Failing to kill "Bob";  __Beating
a Dead Horse; __Other__________________________

Penalty:

_X_ Shunned;  __ Flamed; __ Spanking Machine; __10 Yards;  __ Suffer My
Displeasure; __ Snuh; _X_ PLONKED; __ Mocked;  __ Excommunication; __ Set
Upon by Dogs; __ Threat of Excessive Legal Force;  __Narced;  __ We are NOT
Amused; __Withholding of Sex; __ FUCK YOU!;  __ Oppession; __ Plague of
Boils; __ KISS MY ASS!; __ Grovel Worm!; __ Other________________________

Duration of SubGenius Restraining Order:

__ 1 Second; _X_ Yesterday; __Infinity x Infinity; __10 days or which ever
comes first; __ Until I say so;  __ Until X-Day;  __ Whenever;  __Until I
get desperate; _X_ Until I forget what I was so mad at you about; __Other
_______________

=GB OFFICIAL STARK FISTED ORDER OF RESTRAINT =BG

I gotta love the way Bob always cums through for me.

-phy