Date: Sun, 7 Apr 2002 16:39:22 -0400
Subject: Re: Needless to say, I got the job.
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, pdavisson@earthlink.net wrote:
>Don't feed the Trolls. Feel free to use the form below
>
>----- STANDARD FORUM BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 9001.5) ----
>Dear:
>[ ] Clueless Newbie
>[ ] Troller
>[ ] "Me too"-er
>[ ] Spammer
>[ ] Racist
>[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
>[ ] Flamethrower
>
>You Are Being Flamed Because:
>
>[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
>[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial forum
>[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
>[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
>[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously for years
>[ ] You started a thread that an instruction manual covers perfectly
>[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
>[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL ****" message
>[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
>[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
>[ ] You said "X rules, Y ****s" and gave no support for your lame statement
>[ ] You make no sense
>[ ] You posted the same text multiple times
>[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
>[ ] You posted a porn ad
>[ ] Your spelling (or lack of) make your post unreadable
>[ ] You posted SCREAMING in CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
>[ ] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
>[ ] You did none of the above but appear to be so generally worthless
>
>To Repent, You Must:
>
>[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
>[ ] READ every post in this forum for two weeks so you have some idea about
>what is discussed here
>[ ] Read every forum you posted to for a week
>[ ] Give up your AOL account
>[ ] Read the bloody manual
>[ ] Smash your modem with a hammer
>[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged
>in)
>[ ] Actually post something relevant
>[ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
>
>In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
>[ ] Get a clue
>[ ] Get a life
>[ ] Go away
>[ ] Grow up
>[ ] Never post again
>[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
>[ ] Take your drivel somewhere else
>[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
>[ ] Learn how to post or get off the web
>[ ] All of the above
>
>
>


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