From: jburrell@crl.com (Jason Burrell)
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks,alt.evil
Subject: Re: Aria's FORGED POST
Date: 19 Jan 1995 02:03:03 GMT

Mercury Vapor (aria@ramp.com) wrote:
: David Iain Greig (greig@challenger.colorado.edu) wrote:
: On the contrary, I am FULL. FUll of SHIT! Primenet has set this dog free 
                   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He admits it!

: I am an empty bubble who arises from the depths of the abyss, and you are 
  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There's no denying that.

In order to minimize time spent flaming, we have developed this quick and easy
form for the process.

Dear

[ ] sir     [ ] clueless one    [ ] twit         [ ] great one on campus 
[ ] madam   [ ] stultus maximus [ ] dweeb        [ ] twerp      
[ ] comrade [X] mental midget   [ ] Elvis        [ ] moon-beam 
[ ] boor    [ ] geek            [ ] Klintonkov   [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer 
[ ] citizen [ ] grad student    [ ] cur

 You are being flamed because:

[ ] you asked a question of mind-boggling stupidity
[X] you made a comment of mind-boggling stupidity
[X] you continued a boring, useless, stupid thread
[X] you repeatedly said the same thing over and over
[X] you repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads
[ ] you started a thread riddled with profanities
[ ] you advocated censorship
[ ] you SCREAMED! (all caps)
[ ] you posted the inane MAKE.MONEY.FAST scam, or another chain letter
[X] you started some sort of crap that doesn't belong in this group
[ ] you threatened others with physical harm
[ ] you made a bigoted statement(s)
[X] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[X] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve
[X] you have repeatedly shown lack of humor
[X] you are apparently under compulsion to say everything that comes to mind
[X] you violated the rule that says: "No self nominations for kook of the 
    month."
[X] you keep on debating in an argument that you lost a long time ago
[ ] you are using a newsreader that violates the RFCs. 
[ ] you are using software (newsreaders, etc) that don't conform to
    established net.ettiquite.
[X] you apparently don't know how to edit irrelevent quoted material from
    your followups and replies. 
[X] you have repeatedly posted material with absolutly no content, that is
    of no use to anyone, and is irrelevent for the groups it needs to go to.

 
>>> Thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Have a nice day.<<<