Article 14853 of alt.religion.kibology: Newsgroups: alt.my.head.hurts,alt.galactic-guide,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sci.physics.new-theories From: aa724@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Jessica Cohen) Subject: Dec.14, an important day for Andrew Jeanes, and Humanity Organization: The National Capital FreeNet Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1993 22:37:20 GMT Well as you all know, today is December 14th, the holiest of days (except November 7th) , the date of the first scientific idnetification of plutonium. Today is also andrew Jeanses birthday. Coincedence? I think not! thus, we must therefore concluse that Andrew Jeanes is made totally out of plutonium, and is thus important in the scientific picture, as someone who can truly understand instinctively Ludwig Plutoniums Atom Plutonium Totality theory. Thus, I will lead off in a round of sining to celebrate the day.. Many happy returns Andrew Plutonium! --- Since this is 14 December, and 14Dec1940 was the date of the first scientific identification of plutonium. The calendar of the future will have only two important days 7 November and 14 December. Play SCIENCE DAY with the lyrics by L. Plutonium and the same music as Stille Nacht (Silent Night) by F. GrŸber. It is best sung to the synthesized music of Mannheim Steamroller. Science Day, Atomic day! All is calm, all is bright Around the protons are electrons Hadrons Strong Nuclear Work in our electron universe, Work in our electron universe Science Day, December 14 Electromagnetism at the sight Coulomb Interaction from thy Protons Math harmonize with the spheres Plutonium is born, Plutonium is born! Plutonium at thy birth, Atom Plutonium at thy birth! Science day, Atomic day! Electromagnetism is pure light Radioactive-growth thy Nucleus On the day of December 14 Plutonium at thy birth, Atom Plutonium at thy birth! Play O ATOMIC DAY with the lyrics by L. Plutonium and the same music of O Holy Night by A. Adam. Sung to the best version I have heard of O Holy Night done by the artist Harvey Reid. O Atomic day the sun is brightly shining it is the day of thou Plutonium birth Long lay the world in radioactive-decay-growth until it appeared and life saw its worth. A thrill of hope working mankind rejoices for yonder starts the morning of December 14. Get up, O hear the Protons calling! O day, Atomic, O day, When Plutonium was born! O day, O Atomic day, O day Atomic O day, Atomic, O day, When Plutonium was born! Truly it teaches us physics and math, its laws are science and its language is that of math Chemistry does it teach us, and in its name Plutonium all wisdom comes forth Sweet songs of joy in gratitude raise we, let all within it praise its atomic name Atom Plutonium is the Totality O praise to Plutonium forever. Its nuclear strong and radioactivities interaction are forever Its nuclear strong and radioactivities interaction are forever ----- November 7 is the discovery of Plutonium Atom Totality and Dec14,1940 the first scientific identification of plutonium. Play the same music as Hark The Herald Angels Sing with the lyrics: HADRONS PROTONS PHOTONS PLUTONIUM Hadrons Protons Photons Plutonium, gluon to Atom Totality radioactivities growth decay, growth and decay reconciled joyful all biology rise, join the triumph to atom-wise With the Nucleus proclaim, Plutonium born 14 December day Quantum Physics Protons Photons, gluon to Atom Plutonium Atoms are the only things, Atoms the everlasting ruler superdetermined in time, biology will see the way light and life to all it brings, quantum electrodynamics Plutonium Atom, one atom of plutonium is our Maker Quantum Physics Protons Photons, gluon to Plutonium Hello hadrons as protons Hello righteousness light and life to all it brings risen with healing in its waves joyfull all ye people rise join the triumph of atomwise with biologic host proclaim Atom Plutonium born 14Dec Hadrons Protons Photons wave gluon to the quantum way Hadrons Protons Photons Plutonium gluon to the quantum way --- Because today is a world-wide holiday, play the synthesized music of the HALLELUJAH CHORUS by G.F. Handel and sing the new lyrics given as follows. Hallelujah was just a nonsense word awaiting for the Protons to change it into its final form AtomPlutonium. ______________________________________________________ ATOMPLUTONIUM, ATOMPLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, ATOM PLUTONIUM ATOMPLUTONIUM, ATOMPLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, ATOM PLUTONIUM FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POTENTIAL PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POSSIBILITIES PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POTENTIAL FOR THE ATOM HAS INFINITE POSSIBILITIES. A DOT OF THE ELECTRON PROBABILITY DENSITY DISTRIBUTION OF THE 5F6 FOR THE LAST ELECTRON OF 231PU IS THE PLANET EARTH, ANOTHER DOT IS YOU, ANOTHER DOT ME. AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. ATOM OF ATOMS AND ATOM OF ATOMS, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, AND ATOM OF ATOMS, FOREVER AND EVER, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. ATOM OF ATOMS AND ATOM OF ATOMS, ATOM OF ATOMS, AND ATOMS WILL NUCLEOSYNTHESIZE FOREVER AND EVER. PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM, PLUTONIUM. ATOMPLUTONIUM! ______________________________________________________ Sing White Christmas to synthesized music with the following lyrics. I am dreaming of nucleosynthesis Just like the one at Berkeley Where the atoms spectral lines And chemical periodic table to hear particle accelerator I am dreaming of nucleosynthesis with every year of our life May our days be merry with Pu And may all 14Decembers for you. ------------------------------------ This December 14th let us pay homage to the true meaning of science! -- But I can't spell! I can't talk! (with apologies to Genesis) Only thing about me is the way that I walk . Disclaimer: I am an Idiot. -- Article 14982 of alt.religion.kibology: From: stiller@rhombus.cs.jhu.edu (Lewis Stiller) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sci.physics.plutonium Subject: Re: Pre-RFD: sci.math.atom-totality Date: 15 Dec 1993 18:11:31 -0500 Organization: The Johns Hopkins University CS Department Ludwig Plutonium wrote on sci.math: >sret1@statslab.cam.ac.uk (Stephen Turner) writes: > >> This is a pre-RFD for the creation of the group sci.math.atom-totality. >> If response is favourable, an official RFD will be posted to the >> relevant groups in due course. >> >> PROPOSED GROUP NAME: >> sci.math.atom-totality >> >> STATUS: >> Unmoderated. >> >> RATIONALE: >> Recently there has been much discussion within sci.math about the >> theories of Ludwig Plutonium, and in particular his theory of Atom >> Totality. There have been some posts which claim that one can derive >> as corollaries of this theory many of the most challenging and >> long-standing problems in Number Theory, such as Fermat's Last Theorem >> (FLT), the Riemann Hypothesis, and the non-existence of an odd perfect >> number, as well as the construction of the P-adic integers from the >> Peano axioms and the cardinality of the reals being the same as that >> of the integers. Nevertheless, there have been many who have doubted >> the veracity of these claims. This group would provide a forum in >> which such discussions could take place. It is expected that if this >> group were formed, discussions on Atom Totality in sci.math would be >> pointed towards s.m.a-t. >> >> CHARTER: >> To discuss the theory of Atom Totality from a mathematical standpoint. >> Both questions of its truth or falsehood, and of its implications for >> mathematics, will be topics for discussion. Various philosophical >> questions may be tackled as the result of such discussions, as well as >> the implications of the theory of Atom Totality for the rest of >> science. >> >> COMMENT: >> It is often thought by outsiders that science, and even more so maths, >> is a body of truth waiting to be discovered, and that once the truth >> or falsehood of an idea is demonstrated there can be no disagreement >> about it. This ignores the controversy which so often surrounds new >> ideas before they are accepted or rejected, and as the implications >> are worked out. This group would provide an opportunity for such >> discussion about this particular issue. It is proposed that the group >> be unmoderated, but it is hoped that flame wars and personal attacks >> would be avoided, and the theories discussed in a mature manner, as >> befits proper Netiquette. >> >> Follow-ups to sci.math at this stage, please. > > This is an excellent idea. I would henceforth post everything to >this news-group. Someone awhile ago created alt.plutonium? but I could >never get it on my screen here at this site, so then, unfortunately I >could never post to alt.plutonium. But if sci.math.atom-totality, DO >NOT MAKE IT an alt. group, were created and I could see it on my screen >sci.math.atom-totality just above the newsgroup sci.math, then I would >have no need to post in any other news group. Much of my postings are >for copyright, my autobio, and broadcasting purposes. It takes alot of >my time if I post to >sci.math,sci.physics,sci.physics.fusion,sci.chem,sci.bio, etc. and then >hunt down those posts to print. It would be of help to me to have just >one group to which I post and it does not matter to me if noone or few >people post there. For every 1000 decays there is perhaps 1 growth. > One line of correction to Mr. Turner's description. Pu theory >places physics, especially quantum theory, as the highest form of >truth. Atoms are all and we discern physical law because the language >of atoms is mathematics. Pu theory accepts all the present true math, >not the fake theorems of math---Cantor's transfinite numbers, Smale's >and Freedman's fake Poincare Conjecture extensions, Wiles fake FLT, >Appel & Haken's fake 4-color-mapping, and Goedel's fake incompleteness. > > I know Mr. Turner does not think that true math from a believer of >Pu theory is any different from true math from a nonbeliever of Pu >theory. True math is true no matter where it comes from or who it comes >from. Some people may have gotten the wrong impression from reading the >discussions of some of my proofs,e.g., Riemann Hypothesis, where I talk >about the fact that the number 1/2 is the only number for quantum >number M sub s. M sub s was a help for me in finding the proofs of RH, >but once I have the proof I write the proof leaving out all reference >to physics, i.e., the proof is all mathematics. I do not want to leave >the impression that my proof of RH contained steps of justification >from physics. Where Faraday used intricate models to help him arrive at >physical law, I use quantum theory to guide me in my search for a proof >of a math problem. Once I have the proof I write it all in math theory. >It is an error to think that the Pu theory will derive math theorems >and corollaries. The Pu theory explains the ultimate meaning of the >entire subject of math, and it unifies the subjects of >physics,chemistry,biology, and mathematics. In the history of ideas, >there are two ideas which form the foundation of every other idea and >these two are 1) Atomic Fact (see first chapter of Feynman Lectures on >Physics) 2) Atom Totality. > > Pu, Pluto, bless Stephen Turner to the practical Fields of Elysium. >Atom I can't wait for the RFD. However, I advocate using sci.math for discussion of plutonium atom totality exclusively, and moving all mathematics discussions into alt.folklore.computers . -- "Tertan I am, but what is Tertan? Of this time, of that place, of some parentage, what does it matter?" L. Trilling. Terminator 3: Usenet becomes Skynet. E-mail to me will usually not be acknowledged. Article 15027 of alt.religion.kibology: From: Ludwig.Plutonium@dartmouth.edu (Ludwig Plutonium) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Re: Pre-RFD: sci.math.atom-totality Date: 17 Dec 1993 02:03:08 GMT Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH NNTP-Posting-Host: at-sn-155.dartmouth.edu stiller@rhombus.cs.jhu.edu (Lewis Stiller) writes: > I can't wait for the RFD. However, I advocate using sci.math for > discussion of plutonium atom totality exclusively, and moving all > mathematics discussions into alt.folklore.computers . I like this, you guys and gals over here have alot of humor. I like Jay's sense of humor-- the one where Willy was stuck in the mud and lifted his heart and the physical body followed-- quite a handle that is. I am a lurker of this newsgroup usually. But I have a serious question to ask, for I notice a few posters of alt.religion.kibology, notably Mr. Bulhak is from Australia. I myself lived at Monash 1974-1976. I am looking for reliable information on Pharlap the racehorse. Do not laugh but I am convinced I was Pharlap in one of my past lives. I believe I had two hearts, hence I was the fastest racehorse that ever lived because of 2 hearts. I think the Melbourne racetrack has a museum. So what I am asking if it is not any trouble for anyone down there to relay a followup or email me as to whether Pharlap indeed had two hearts. I believe there is a museum there in Melbourne which can provide reliable information. I have searched the newspapers, books, and the California autopsy of 1932. I need reliable information for my autobio. Thanks in advance for any information concerning Pharlap and especially whether he had two hearts or an abnormal heart. Thanks again. LP Article 14961 of alt.religion.kibology: Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.religion.kibology,sci.astro From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: REORBITING VENUS Organization: A place with really big letters taped to the walls Date: Thu, 16 Dec 1993 07:24:09 GMT My word, Wiggy Ludi Plutonium is flaming Alexander Albian. Will wonders never cease? I could just leave them alone and they'd make fun of each other for me. [sci.physics] Ludwig Plutonium wrote: > abian@iastate.edu (Alexander Abian) writes: [insanity deleted, which is > waffled over and over with no end in sight, but the terminal insanity > is this last paragraph] > > Alexander, you are mentally ill. You need lithium pills. Because you > are tenured at Iowa State they have not pulled the plug on you. Because > you are at Iowa State you are giving that otherwise excellent school > bad publicity. How long will the officials of Iowa State let this > insanity go on? Does Iowa State have a president? Would I send my son > or daughter to a school where a ranting and raving professor taught? > But the problem extends beyond you. Your insanity can be treated, but > the bigger problem is for the academic institutions to remodel the > boundaries of "tenureship." The public should not stand for > institutionalizing bad teacher professors, and let insane ones rant > worldwide. > AA's problem can be treated and let us use the knowledge of his > treatment for the next AA like-person that comes along. Hannu's plug > has been pulled but after reading his rants and ravings, he also needs > medical treatment. > AA and Hannu, if you two had just stayed in one of the entertainment > channels say like alt.discordia, or alt.religion.kibology. But no you Hey! Alt.religion.kibology is *not* entertaining! At least, it's not *meant* to be. But then, your rants and Albian's rants and Hannu's rants aren't either. (Sarfatti's posts are.) > waffle the same insanity with no end in sight in sci.physics or > sci.math. You are a disgrace to your schools that allow you to > continually rant. Over in alt.religion.kibology we have a saying--"You're allowed." In fact, I'd like to see you and Albian continually rant. It would save me the trouble of watching community-access TV to see wackos... -- K.