Article 30699 of alt.religion.kibology:
From: Deb.West@launchpad.unc.edu (West)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: 13 evil net.personalities: results
Date: 16 May 1994 19:16:36 GMT
Organization: The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, the Experimental Bulletin Board Service.
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Posted in alt.evil and forwarded for your enjoyment:

>The alt.evil poll for the 13 most evil net.personalities is officially
>over...             And the winners are...
>
>13. Daniel J. Karnes, djk@netcom.com, 38 votes
>     Found on nearly any alt.sex.* group, unless you're practicing safe
>sex by keeping him in your killfile.
>
>12. Marc Rehmsmeier, marc@Tech.Fak.Uni-Bielefeld.DE, 49 votes
>     Found on de.rec.games.rpg, apparently much to the dislike of the
>other inhabitants!
>
>11. Roger Maynard, maynard@ramsey.cs.laurentian.ca, 56 votes
>     From rec.sports.baseball, rec.sports.hockey, and alt.smokers. 
>Alleged to forge posts in the names of other prominent posters and to
>issue lame, pointless insults (he's too pathetic to last 5 seconds in
>alt.flame).
>
>10. George Curtis aka Pinhead the Cenobite, uh119@freenet.victoria.bc.ca,
>57 votes
>     Go ahead and ask him...or don't, you really don't want to know...but
>he is EEEVVVIIILLL!!!
>
> 9. Dragon Fly aka Sergei Viznyuk, viznyuk@pacific.mps.ohio-state.edu, 67
>votes
>     _Alleged_ to also be the same person as Rear Admiral Petro Pidorenko,
>Rear Admiral Petro Pydorenko, and Mykolo Mudilo.  From email I recieved,
>unquestionably the most evil poster in soc.culture.soviet.
>
> 8. Dave Rhodes, no valid email address or net access, 78 votes
>     MAKE.MONEY.FAST! ...not.  More like lose.net.access.fast! 
>
> 7. Dan Gannon, dgannon@banished.com, 81 votes
>     No, really, the Nazis didn't make lampshades out of human skin! 
>Video at 11!  "dgannon isn't a person, it is a diagnosis..."
>
> 6. Serdar Argic aka Ahmet Cosar, root@anatolia.org, 84 votes
>     Did the evil ZumaBot massacre all of the Turks and all of the
>Armenians slaughtered to date, and cause them to blame each other?  Will
>we ever know the truth behind this convoluted conspiracy?  And what part
>did JFK's assassins play in it?
>
> 5. Bill Keyes, bkeyes@lamar.ColoState.EDU, 97 votes
>     Devilbunnies and other cute fluffy things, BEWARE!!!  Your days are
>numbered... =)  "Bill is a callous mercenary who leads a movement to kill
>anything cute.  (Seriously!)  His prime hatred is rabbits, because they
>are cute and fluffy.  His team attacks rabbits at every opportunity, using
>fireaxes, shotguns, and urine (which has been "blessed" by one of their
>lunatic clerics).  The number of cute fluffy animals Bill has coldly offed
>defies quantification."
>
> 4. Laurence Canter, 100 votes
>     Spamming the net with Green Card Lottery notices is one way to troll
>for votes, I guess.  Two thumbs down in the imagination category.
>Canter & Siegel, Immigration Attorneys, 3333 E Camelback Road, Ste 250,
>Phoenix AZ  85018  USA, telephone (602)661-3911  Fax (602) 451-7617 are
>members of the Tennessee State Bar. To file a complaint, write to: Board
>of Professional Responsibility, 1101 Kermit Drive, Suite 730, Nashville,
>Tenn. 37217.  See also threads in misc.legal, news.admin.policy, and
>alt.current-events.net-abuse for more information.
>
> 3. Deb West, deb.west@lambada.oit.unc.edu, 110 votes
>     Credit/blame goes to Lewis McCarthy, my campaign manager. :)  I'm
>found on alt.evil, you need look no further.
>
> 2. James "Kibo" Parry, kibo@world.std.com, 119 votes
>      Kibo is evil in a good way.  Although the vote count may be off, per
>Kibo's instructions it should be 238:  "Count mine twice because I'm
>double evil."
>
> 1. Andrew Bulhak, acb@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au, 311 votes
>      Either truly EEEVVVIIILLL!!!, or a champion vote troller!  Sample
>quote from recent post: "Emacs is self-aware and is a gigantic,
>multi-faceted consciousness. Every computer which runs Emacs is part of
>this consciousness. Thus, Emacs is the world's largest and fastest-growing
>religion."
>
>Dishonorable Mentions:
>
>14. Tim Pierce, twpierce@unix.amherst.edu, 33 votes
>      Found in alt.config.
>15. Barbara Abernathy, baberna@cse.psu.edu, 32 votes
>      Found in alt.flame.
>16. Michael A. Kline, Senior, aka Maks, MKLINE@pucc.princeton.edu, 31 votes
>     From one voter: "I vote for Michael A. Kline, Sr. ("MAKS"), a
>virulent homophobe who spends his workdays at the Virginia Department of
>Health (!) posting hateful diatribes against sexual minorities on a list
>called CONCHR-L (conservative "Christians"), as the most evil person on
>the net."
>17 (tie). John Winston, 28 votes
>      Found in alt.religion.kibology.
>17 (tie). Ludwig Plutonium, Ludwig.Plutonium@dartmouth.edu, 28 votes
>      Found in alt.religion.kibology.  "Pure, inane Evil."
>18. Heather Henderson, 27 votes
>19 (tie). Dave Yadallee, Gallifrey Connection BBS,
>dr@galcon.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca, Dr@gallif.ersys.edmonton.ab.ca, 26 votes
>     Found on rec.arts.drwho.  From a contributing voter: "Claims he has a
>virus that will crash the system of anyone who puts him in a kill file. He
>has also threatened Death to anyone who nominates him for being an
>Evil.Net.Personality."
>19 (tie). Henning Schmiedehausen, barnard@forge.franken.de, 26 votes
>     Found in de.rec.games.rpg.
>20. Sharon Harmon, 25 votes
>     Found on rec.pets.cats.  Warning: r.p.c is something of a war zone
>right now.
>21. John Palmer, 21 votes
>22 (tie). David Sternlight, strnlght@netcom.com, 20 votes
>22 (tie). Lewis McCarthy, lmccarth@cs.umass.edu, 20 votes
>23 (tie). Doctress Neutopia, neutopia@titan.ucs.umass.edu, 19 votes
>23 (tie). Ted Frank, thf2@kimbark.uchicago.edu, 19 votes
>24. Barney, 18 votes
>25. (9 people tied at 14 votes each)
>25a. General LonGears, alt.devilbunnies, No email address available
>"The mastermind behind the extermination of an entire race.  And he loved
>every second of it."
>25b. BunnyMentat, alt.devilbunnies, kanet@sfu.ca
>"A mad scientist who likes playing with nanotechnology and trying to
>conquer the world.  'Nuff said."
>25c. FluffyTeacher, alt.devilbunnies, tsheming@lamar.colostate.edu
>"She's so durn cute she's just *gotta* be evil!"
>25d. Silver Inle-Rah, alt.devilbunnies, sharree@csos.orst.edu
>"Betrayed his people many, many times.  Has a death wish a mile wide."
>25e. Avoid Normal Situations aka The Stainless Steel Movie Goer,
>masc1745@ucssun!.sdsu.edu
>So evil that I couldn't find any good examples of true evil in any of his
>posts to reproduce here!  This one's dangerously clever...
>25f. Paal Ditlefson Ekran, paalde@stvd.cs.uit.no)
>Found on alt.flame and alt.revenge, most often.
>25g. Kevin McBride
>25h. Martin Hannigan, martinh@netcom.com
>25i. Albert Silverman
>Found on rec.games.bridge.
>
>Other Dishonorable Mentions:
>
>Quoted from one of the ballots that arrived by email:  "People who try to
>be evil but fail are:  Satan, Kevin Walsh, Trashcan Man, Crisper T Thou,
>Martin Hannigan, and Kath Courtney."  Sorry, people disagreed with you and
>voted for Martin anyway.
>
>Another quote: "Most evil person?  How about a group of people?  Such as
>those that keep creating alt.fan.xxxxx or alt.x.y.y.y?"
>I couldn't find out who the creators were because my newsreader claims
>those groups don't exist! ;)
>
>And another quote:  "I'd vote for all those who create
>alt.groups.with.silly.long.names -- the newsreader I'm using forces me to
>unsubscribe to each of these separately; there are literally *hundreds* of
>these!
>Alternatively, look up those who post in alt.binaries.pictures; in the
>latest post of "top 25 users by volume" they occupy 24 places (the
>other one posts in alt.binaries.sounds) and collectively account to
>38% of all traffic on the net!"
>My newsreader doesn't recognize alt.group.with.silly.long.name -- guess
>I'm lucky, I don't have to unsubscribe. ;)
>Yeah...what's evil here is the amount of copyright violation that amounts
>to.  As a writer and artist I find it truly disgusting.
>
>Mark Moisan, mmoisan@acs.bu.edu for flaming by email a follow-up article
>written by Lewis McCarthy as a follow-up to a follow-up article 
>rb7656@u.cc.utah.edu had written in response to my original call for votes
>posting.  Not only did Mark's flame bear no concievable relationship to
>the original cfv or to either follow-up which followed, it was addressed
>to me but emailed to Lewis!  Confidental to Mark:  I can't use my dead
>ex-boyfriend as a source of "dumb facts" because I haven't gotten around
>to killing him yet, and probably won't, as he wouldn't suffer enough that
>way. ;)
>
>I now return you to your regularly scheduled newsgroup.  Bom dia.
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