Article 74958 of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica:
From: brockmjd@ac.wfu.edu (james david brockman)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica
Subject: Infect-A-Wong
Date: 16 Dec 1993 18:21:45 GMT
Organization: Wake Forest University
NNTP-Posting-Host: ac.wfunet.wfu.edu

I was getting so many requests for this, I just decided to post the damn 
thing. Here it is. Don't email me any more. For those who didn't catch it 
the first time, there was this huge thread (like >180 posts on it) of 
people flaming each other and rabidly discussing homosexuality, 
homosexism, AIDS, and other good inflammatory topix. Anyway, Anthony Wong 
wrote a letter that made him appear VERY paranoid about AIDS....here's 
the response:

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From: paulk@opium.cs.odu.edu (Paul King)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.bondage,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,alt.sex.stories
Subject: Re: H, H, R. I couldn't resist.
Date: 01 Dec 1993 23:15:50 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

tony@morgan.demon.co.uk (Tony Kidson) writes:
   awong@sct.edu "Anthony Wong" writes:

>   >But you are in fact threatening us with AIDS.  AIDS can be transmitted
>   >without sexual contact.  You are trying to eliminate the human race by
>   >sacrifacing yourself.

   He has learned of Secret Plot #l1a227 codenamed InfectAWong! All agents are
instructed to go to code #5 codenamed "Queerspeak" Engage Operation Explosive 
Genitals at once. Repeat Eplosive Genitals at once. All properly quipped 
members of the resistance are ordered to sabatoge pizza delivery operations 
within their operational zones with aids infested large pepperoni and green 
pepper pizzas (Operation Large Italian for those of you with the plan book).

>   I've never heard of AIDS being caught from a computer monitor before.  
>   Is this possible?

   Some plans may not be compromised. Reveal no additional details. 
The forces of the TOTLF (The On-Topic Liberation Front) in association 
with the USAF (United Stand Against Families) and the EGFBTTPEVA  (Evil 
Geniuses For a Better Tomorrow Through Planetary Extenction Via Aids) 
will destroy with orbital lasers (fnord) ant who reveal the totality of 
our plan. Agents from the newly formed GWN (Get Wong Now) are at this 
very stealthily surrounding his campus with aids infested hazards. 

>   (I think that this creep is posting from alt.sex.stories.d, so there 
>   may be some misunderstanding of where 'here' is by the way.)

  Here is headquarters, of course. This communication going out through all 
approved channels.

      -Paul

Free Hugs

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From: paulk@opium.cs.odu.edu (Paul King)
Newsgroups: alt.sex.bondage,alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,alt.sex.stories
Subject: Re: H, H, R. The revoloution continues
Date: 1 Dec 93 23:28:24 GMT
Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk, VA, USA

awong@sct.edu (Anthony Wong) writes:

>   This is true only when their choice have no interference with our lives!
>   Did I ever say anything about lesbians?  No!  I don't have a problem with
>   them!

   Attention Lesbian Units Of the Revoloution. You may stand down. Wong
has declared you "Ok." You are still involved with Project End Family Life,
but as of this communication you are off the Get Wong Now project! Go back
to what or whomever you were doing before the activation message disturbed 
your regular lives. Agents XPF112 & XPF185 report to Headquarters for 
regular maintenence and fluid checks. 

>   >Wong, Take your immature postings and flamings back down to your local
>   >dial-in BBS's run by other kids.  You aren't man enough yet to handle the
>   >Internet.

>   GV, acquire more knowledge before you try to challenge me!  You still have 
>   time!  Unlike those...AIDS...

   It has taken effect. Orbital control, you can turn the mind affecting
lasers on target 118, the AIDS Hysteria program has taken over the subjects 
mind. Our agents are on the way to a 100% infection rate of his environment.

>   >GV Morgon
>   >(And I don't give a shit)
>   >
>   You can't give a shit!  How can you when you have a dick up your ...

  Orbital control, did your orders say to hit this one with the shit 
fixation? My copy includes no such reference. You are ordered to contract 
Letal Diseases L119-p068 and combust. Leave a note that your replacement 
should begin loading up the "butt-pirate" and "rump ranger" programs
for mass distribution. Command says they miss seeing those in print.


       -Paul

Free Hugs              

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