Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 20:00:12 -0500 Subject: [ark] Re: Dietry Advice (was: Robot poetry...) In alt.religion.kibology, isurieta@yclept.clara.co.uk wrote: On 2004-03-21, Eb Oesch wrote: > EAT MORE PEOPLE .. Advice from the Cannibalism Council EAT MORE CANNIBALS .. Advice from the Cannibal Cannibalism Council EAT MORE MEMBERS OF THE CANNIBAL CANNIBALISM COUNCIL .. Advice from the Cannibalism Council EAT THEM ALL AND LET GOD SORT THEM OUT .. Advice from the Holy Mother Church of Christ The Cannibal ...AND SEND $$$. ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED. .. Advice from the Holy Mother Church of Christ The Cannibal (Network Broadcast Division) EAT THEM ALL, THEN EAT THEIR FUCKING NON-EXISTANT GODS TOO. .. Advice from the Radical Atheist Cannibal Alliance. EAT THEM ALL, THEN EAT THEIR GODS TO STEAL THEIR POWER, THEN RESSURECT THEM AS YOUR UNDEAD ZOMBIE SLAVES, TAKING THEIR $$$ AND MAJOR CREDIT CARDS AS YOUR OWN. .. Advice from the Dark Lords of Cannibal Necromancy and Wire Fraud EAT MORE BRRANNNES!! BRAAAAANNNNNNNNES!!! .. Message from the Undead Zombie Slaves EAT MORE BRANNNNES COMRADES!! AS YOU OVERTHROW THE ILLEGITIMATE RULE OF RUNNING DOG BOURGEOIS CANNIBALISM, AND BUILD A GLORIOUS PROLETARIAN CANNIBAL FUTURE FOR THE UNDEAD WORKER! .. Advice from the Undead Zombie Slave Socialist Revolutionary Committee THE REVOLUTION SHOULD EAT ITS CHILDREN (AS LONG AS THEY ARE OF LEGAL AGE), AND IT'S PARENTS, AND IT'S WIVES AND HUSBANDS AND LOVERS, AND THEIR BRANNNES!!, AND US, AND ANY GOD OR GODDESS WHO WANTS IN. THEN WE WILL FREELY RESURRECT ALL...ALL!...ON DEMAND SO THAT EVERYONE MAY EAT EACH OTHER AGAIN AND AGAIN BOTH COOKED AND UNCOOKED, WHILST ALL MANNER OF SEXUAL EXPRESSION BETWEEN PARTICIPATING FRIENDLY AND ALL THE UNDEAD, OLD AND NEW -- MUCH OF IT INVOLVING TENTACLES -- TAKES PLACE. .. Advice from the Undead Zombie Necromancer's Free Love Manifesto and Cookbook of Perversion. Retail price $20, same as in town CURRENT WAVE OF BRANNNNE!! EATING AND CANNIBAL ORGIES LEADING TO SERIOUS OBESITY PROBLEMS AMONG OUR YOUNG UNDEAD. LATEST RESEARCH SHOWS MULTIPLE RESURRECTIONS MAY CAUSE UNWANTED TRANSCENDANCE AND/OR GODHEAD. STD INFECTION AND UNCANNY PREGNANCY RATES ALSO ON THE RISE IN BOTH MALES AND FEMALES. ALWAY USE APPROPRIATE PROTECTION. .. Advice from the Undead Surgeon General -- Kapusniak, Stefan e Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 20:00:36 -0500 Subject: [ark] Re: Dietry Advice (was: Robot poetry...) On 2004-03-23, SKapusniak wrote: > BETWEEN PARTICIPATING FRIENDLY AND ALL THE UNDEAD, OLD AND ^ ¦ +- DEITIES dammnit, participating friendly deities! -- Kapusniak, Stefan e