Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 19:29:05 -0400
Subject: Re: Who is Neutopia, What is She?  An August Re-Run
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com wrote:

Subject: Who is Neutopia, What is She?
Date: Sat, 21 Jun 1997 10:54:22 -0400
From: Darla 

Bruce Ediger wrote:
>
> I'm still not really gettin' it.
>
> neutopia@kona.javanet.com (Doctress Neutopia) wrote:
> >Let me make it clearer to you. Neutopia is about breaking through
> >impossiblities.

<Darla flings on a long curly wig and affects an enormous set of lips>
"Break on through to the other side, break on through to the other
siiiiide...."
<Looks directly into camera 3>

Folks and folkettes:  I don't even pretend to know who this woman is.
But my mailbox has been stuffed for months with desperate, dripping
one-liners from boys panting--- "Do you know where she is?"  "Do you
know Neutopia?" "How can I get to her?"
I cannot answer those questions.  But I can tell you this:
<Tears off long curly wig, peels off lips, affects an early Sinead
O'Connor sort of ersatz-Buddhist look>
She made me one with all the creatures of the earth!  <slaps at
blue-tongued skink emerging from between breasts>
She gave me tight abs, but he left when he discovered I didn't have
anygranola in the house. She cured my warts, freshened my breath, used
me and left me for dead in an alley in Des Moines.
She has an MBA from Wharton, but cannot tie her little shoes.  
Her homemade incense smells like cookies, and her photograph fades
away after three days. 
I once saw her smile and plunge her hand and arm in and out of a
"solid" oak table, leaving no damage to the table's varathane finish.
When she laughs, her belly moves up and down.
She lives in the spaces between atoms.
She likes crunchy Cheetos, just like me.
I am I and she are me and I am we and we are all together.  But she is
younger.
She prefers to sleep in blue and serve in white.
She is Neutopia.
I am Ectopia--- growing, but on the outside, twisted and doomed.
Jaffetaffeta will now explain the joke.
Darla
--- 
"Mother Theresa and Diana of Wales met today at a charity function
outside London.  The leggy, beautiful, international sex symbol said
she was thrilled to have met the Princess."   ---NPR 6/21/97

--
Preserve your memories,
they're all that's left you.
                  --P.Simon