Article 149649 of alt.religion.kibology:
From: dumple@execpc.com (Stephen Will Tanner)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Over to you, Earl!
Date: Sun, 12 Jul 1998 03:35:29 GMT
Organization: Angel's Jukebox

Thanks, Jerry!  It's a beautiful day here in Dane County.  And these
racers are here to make the BEST of this beautiful day.  
           
 (vroom!)             (voom!)          (vrrrroaaaarrrrmmmmm!) 
 b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d  b d 
  S    t    e    p    h    e    n         T    a    n    n    e    r
 p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q  p q

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

Burning nitro-butane, a controlled substance within the meaning of the
act.  Their motors are revving, their sunglasses glinting in the dry
heat...

                            AND THEY'RE OFF!

vrr  
  rr 
   rrBIFF!                                   sqeel!        sqeeel!
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- -r- - - - . - - - -.- - . - - . - -.- - . - - - - . - - - - - - - - 
   r      ..    .          .    .   d b   .         .    .         .
  r      .           .      .  d b        .      n  .               
 r        ..   d b  d b     .   n   q p    .        .                 
 r          ... p    h      .  q p          ..\bo/ .     .         .
  r            q.p  q p    .                  *!!*.                 
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    S.    d b   .         / /                            .        q p
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          q p                                                       
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                                                         n           
                                                        q p         

Oh, poor car T!  That's going to leave a mark!  And look at that S car
go!  Heh, heh, heh...haaaaaaaahhhh.  Anyway.  It's still early, folks,
it could be anyone's race.  But wait a minute, they're headed for a
hive of

                            GIANT ANGRY BEES!              

-   - \ / / \ - s - \ / / \ - A - \ / / \ - A - \ / / \ - Y - \ / / \
 / \ - s - \ / / \ - h - \ / / \ - h - \ / / \ - c - \ / / \ - E - \ /
- \ / / \ - o - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - h - \ / / \ - h - \ / / \ - A
 - o - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - I - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - o - \ / / \
/ / \ - . - \ / / \ - a - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - I - \ / / \ - o - \
 - \ / / \ - . - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - w - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - !
\ - . - \ / / \ - . - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - a - \ / / \ - w - \ / /
 / / \ - . - \ / / \ - Y - \ / / \ - e - \ / / \ - s - \ / / \ - i - \
i - \ / / \ - s - \ / / \ - A - \ / / \ - r - \ / / \ - n - \ / / \ -
 \ - c - \ / / \ - o - \ / / \ - A - \ / / \ - g - \ / / \ - ' - \ / /
\ / / \ -   - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - A - \ / / \ - i - \ / / \ - t -
 s - \ / / \ - t - \ / / \ - a - \ / / \ - H - \ / / \ - c - \ / / \ -
/ \ -   - \ / / \ - o - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - C - \ / / \ -   - \ /
 \ / / \ - p - \ / / \ -   - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - H - \ / / \ - t -
- e - \ / / \ - o - \ / / \ - t - \ / / \ - e - \ / / \ - O - \ / / \
 / \ - n - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - h - \ / / \ - r - \ / / \ - O - \ /
- \ / / \ - ! - \ / / \ - l - \ / / \ - i - \ / / \ - g - \ / / \ - !
               .
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                .                   
               .
              .
It looks bad...very bad!  But wait!  It looks like...it is!
Car H made it.out of the hive!  He's headed for the checkered flag!
             .
              .                             
             d b            
              h             
             q p            

He's out of the car!  He's O! KAY! folks!  Look at that smile!

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                 \,"@",@`@,"@,"@",@`,@",@`@",@"@/_    Bob Ross
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   spider    \|,@\|/",@'@",@",@",@`@",@,"@,@,@`@,"@`<   
   eggsac ----->"-o-,@`",@",@",@`@",@",@,'@,"@,"@,"@,/_ 
          _\,"@`@/|\",@`@",@"@,`@,  /@,"@,`@",@",@",@`
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                /|`/`   '''         '''    |  `\
                    |   <=>         <=>    |

                    |                      |      foreshortening

                   /|          \           |\          |

                  \ |           \          | /         |

                   \|          __\         |/          v

                    |                      |     n        n  
                    |     __'________      |     \ \      \ \
                    |     \\|/||||||/      |      \ \      \ \      m

           Ting! - -|- -> --o--++++/       |       \ \  _  _\ \    / /

                     \     /|\||||/        |        \ \\ \\ \\ \  / / 
                       \    '             /      =======\ \\ \=====/ 
                         \              /       { M  E  N\ \\ \O S }  
                           \          /          =========v =v=====

          Butt-chin - - - - -\>_^_ .                  \         /

                              |    |                   \       /

                              |    |                    |    /

                              |     \                  /   /

                                      \              /    /

                                         \          /    /

                                      \      \ -  -    /

                                         \           -

                                            -  -  -

                         [ SELF-PORTRAIT ]


Look at that smile!  An incredible spectacle!  This is Jerry
Wilkinsen, reminding you that right now, somewhere in this nutty
world, a newbie is getting smashed by a flock of mutalisks.


        Ow!

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