Date: Thu, 2 Mar 2000 05:10:54 -0500
Subject: Re: TWIRLING BOY 2000!!!!!
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

leahv@humongous.com writes:

Hey people!
Can you believe it's been a year already?  WOW!
Okay, put down your snausages because it's time to start thinking
about this year's Twirling Boy Festival!
We'll be meeting at the usual site, the bottomless pit in the middle
of the Incrorrectly Explored territories of Kibonia.  (Take I-90 out
to Joe's Bay and get off at Exit 23.  Drive for fifty-seven miles
until the road turns to dirt, then gravel, then pointy things.  Don't
bother fixing your flat tires, though.  Just get out and walk the
remaining eighty-two miles out to the site.  Look for the big red
trashcan.)  
Here's the itinerary of events:
Thursday:  Arrive.  Set up camp.  Feed soul-eating beast of Korr.
Climb on the lobster.
Begin assembling the Twirling Boy.
Friday:  Prepare feast for the Grande Entrance of Kibo in his Super
Bread Zeppelin.  Note:  You MUST be at the site NO LATER than 6:00 PM
in order to participate in the Great Bacon Waltz.
Saturday:  A day of frolic!  Don't forget to bundle your trash, folks!
Last year we had TWELVE bags of trash left over, and we had to haul it
to Dave Pacheco's living room ALL BY OURSELVES!  
Sunday:  Time to release the beeballoons!!!  A quick game of
fruistibole before lunch, and then it's time to DEAP FRY THE TWIRLING
BOY!

Remember:  There will be NO LAUGHING at the BUDGIES.
Also, Public nudity is allowed and encouraged, but most importantly:
Anyone wearing pants of ANY KIND will be asked to LEAVE the PREMISES.
Note:  We've heard rumors that we may see a few Kibonian Police on the
festival grounds.  Keep this in mind, those of you who frequent the
oregano tent. 
Also:  Food is for the EATING and the THROWING ONLY!  When not in use,
shall keep tied in polka-dotted handkerchief tied to end of long
stick.

Thanks, and hope to see you all there!