Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 03:06:50 -0500
Subject: Re: Poetry to try and offload emotional garbage
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Status: R

Kibo wrote:

Shiro Akaishi (akaishi@nospam.unity.unity.edu) wrote:
>
> Written late at night by a loser
> 
> 
> What am I supposed to do,
> There's nowhere to go.
> Nothing for it but to do it.
> Why keep up the fight
> When there are few allies
> And half a world of foes?

Shiro --

*Please* don't kill yourself, because then everyone will start flaming
each other just in case it was only an unfunny practical joke.

Buck up.  There are a lot of things to live for:

* Kitties

* Pickles

* Lava lamps

* "I Love Lucy" is still on TV

* Batteries in remote controls last for years now

* Most fingerpaints don't irritate sensitive areas

* There are dozens of kinds of kosher hot dogs

* Sometimes a tooth will stop hurting BECAUSE it finally broke

* Everyone else realizes that The Millennium is a bozotic thing to
  be excited about

* Many cities are now getting new public buses that don't pollute as much

* America allows you to enjoy or loathe cheese as you desire

* Micro Center lets you return software after you've copied it

* Asterisks are pretty

* Scissors make a pretty noise

* Shurikens are pretty and make a pretty noise and everyone likes ninjas
  and you too can be a ninja, full- or part-time

* Some candy still has real chocolate in it

* A half-eaten bag of pretzels will stay fresh for a whole year

* "The Price Is Right" helps kids learn to count, and gamble too

* Bill Gates isn't on TV very much

* Men don't have to wear hats, but they can

* Raspberry-flavored Tums

* Internet pornography

                                                -- K.

                                                The last one's the only
                                                important one.