Article #134484 (134497 is last):
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sammie@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson)
Subject: The Cat Who Jumped Over the Moon
Date: Thu Aug  7 22:45:49 1997

The Cat Who Jumped Over The Moon
copyright 1979
By Samantha Wilkinson, Age 5
Picture Descriptions by Samantha Wilkinson, Age 23


Once upon a time there was a cat named "I Love Mice."
[picture of figure drawn of ellipses in blue ink. The back legs and tail 
are colored in with brown crayon. Figure has big, round eyes.]

Every time he saw a mouse, he ran after it and caught it.
[Picture of larger ellipse-comprised figure following smaller one. They 
appear to be floating in mid-air and are drawn in black crayon, as are 
all subsequent pictures.]

One day he got into his space ship, and...
[Picture of what appears to be giant standing carrot. To one side, our 
protagonist balances precariously on a large comb.]

flew away to another part of Earth.
[Mango-shaped object with smaller ellipse attached to one end. I 
maintain this is the space ship, with rocket fire coming out one end. 
Matt thinks it is the space ship leaving the Earth. Since I was the 
author, I win.]

There were 1,000 mice there.
[Picture of "I Love Mice" (Matt remembers this as "I Like Mice." Guess 
who's opinion we're going to discount above.) apparently lying on his 
back, surrounded by a circle of hand-holding smaller figures. 
Presumably, these are the 1,000 mice, represented here by 11 mice.]

He jumped over the moon with a lot of the mice!
[Three eyeless figures of roughly the same size (one is slightly 
smaller) surrounding a circle.]

Article #134408 (134497 is last):
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: sammie@world.std.com (Samantha Wilkinson)
Subject: The Cow Jumped Higher than the Moon
Date: Thu Aug  7 22:45:45 1997

The Cow Jumped Higher than the Moon
copyright 1979
By Samantha Wilkinson, Age 5
Picture descriptions by Matt McIrvin, age 29

[Front cover: a bulging figure in black crayon, with horns and what 
seems to be a pig's nose.]

[Frontispiece: Legless, saucer-eyed figure with rectangular arms 
seemingly attached at the head.]

[Title page: A bodiless head with long rectangular arms attached and a 
Cyclopean eye, in red crayon; and a spotted, long-tailed cow in blue 
ink, with what look like pen-testing scribbles nearby.]

Once upon a time there was a cow named Hamburgers.

[Cow made of bubbles, with a smiling face and a complex arrangement of 
bubbles on top of its head.]

She had brown eyebrows and looked like a girl. Her body looked like a 
cow, but her face looked like a girl. She wore a blue and green ribbon 
on top of her head.

[The same, only now the head is much bigger, and the bubbles thereon are 
now recognizable as ears, in human position, and a ribbon on top.]

When she sneezed she said "Koo-koo heads!"

[Text in the author's own handwriting, reading "OK headKOOoo o s" in 
letters of vastly varying size.]

She lived happily with the bull. His name is Harry.

[Two bubble-figures. One seems to be a quadruped seen from the side, as 
above, and the other seems to have only arms. However, the colored-in 
ribbon indicates that the latter is probably Hamburgers.]

Harry and Hamburgers lived happily ever after with their calf named 
Sherry.

[Three happy bubble-figures arm in arm.]

[Author's handwriting: "the Enb"]

[Back cover: A figure reminiscent of Willem de Kooning's "Woman" series, 
in magenta and black crayon, heavily filled in. It has hair resembling a 
peaked roof, a depressed expression, and a massive, square body with a 
suggestion of breasts. We can only speculate who or what it may 
represent, but its fundmental angst is affecting.]