Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 21:08:50 -0500
Subject: Re: Story: Einstein's Medieval Christmas (2002)
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

John Stone (jdfs@softhome.net) wrote:
>
>  Kibo wrote a mean-spirited story with the word "Christmas" in it.  I
>  can't improvise fiction on demand.  I think L. Ron Hubbard could.

YAY, NOW I AM L. RON HUBBARD!  Now if only I could remember where I left
that pyramid filled with solid gold bars...

Also, aren't all my stories mean-spirited?  Except for this one:



                           SPOT'S HAPPY NEW YEAR

          "Hey, Kibo!" yapped Spot, "I just gave you all the candy
           in the world because I wuv you so much!"

          "Golly gee, thanks!" said Kibo, who now had all the candy
           in the world.  Now Spot had no candy.  He starved to death.



...whoops.  Let me try that again:



                          SPOT'S HAPPIER NEW YEAR

          "Hey Kibo!" yapped Einstein, "I just brought Spot back
           from the dead!  And I fixed his speech impediment so
           now he sounds normal!"

          "ARF! ARF!" said Spot.  He began chasing his tail in
           circles, happy to be alive, until the mountain of candy
           fell on him.



...oops.  Third time's the charm:



                      SPOT DOESN'T DIE IN THIS STORY

          "THE END!" yelled Spot.  Then the story ended...
           before he died.  THE END!


                                        -- K.

                                           Fun fact:  Right now, on my TV,
                                           Barbara Bain is lying about how
                                           much she loves Captain Kangaroo.