Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:08:49 -0500
Subject: [ark] Re: Conversation with my niece on a sled for the first time
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

Glenn Knickerbocker (NotR@bestweb.net) wrote:
>
>  Niece:  YAAAAAAAY! [falls over] [gets up] HAHAHAHAHA! [strapped into
>          booster seat on sled] YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY! [tromping through woods]
>          YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!  [falls over, stuck in seat] WAAAAAAAAH! [set
>          upright again, brushing off snow] WAAAAAAAH! [tromping through
>          woods some more] YAAAAAAAAAAAY! [whooshing down hill in woods]
>          YAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!

Spot:  YAAAAAAAAY! [falls on a glass unicorn statuette] [gets up]
       OWOWOWOWOWOW! [strapped into booster seat on rocket sled]
       WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! [crashes into Museum of Wood] OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
       [falls out, gets stuck in radioactive glue] WAAAAAAAAH! [gets
       peeled off, solvent is applied] WAAAAAAAAAH! [mistakes electric
       chair for toilet] WHEEEEEEEEEEOW! [flushes self down electric chair]
       BYEBYE!

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