Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 00:29:50 -0500
Subject: Re: An inside joke from Microsoft?
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

Kibo writes:

Brad Sims (bmsims1@home.com) wrote:
>
> I was posting to a startrek newsgroup using Outlook Express and typed the
> word Klingon. When I ran spell check it suggested Clinton. Just thought I
> would pass it along.

That's nothing.  I ran a spell-check on my last article and it suggested
that Kibo should be spelled "bamff-tastically iatrogenocidal non-dairy
elastic pantaloonimetry phosphene sorbent with woxwox-tipped anisotropical
punch with real fruit style dirt and twice the spellling."  And that was
stupid, because I was posting to a Klingon-language newsgroup, and everyone 
knows there's no Klingon word for "non-dairy"!

                                -- K.

                                   So, Klingons can't separate their food
                                   into dairy and non-dairy, and thus there
                                   are very few Jewish Klingons.