From dbd  Sat May 15 17:25:55 2004
Date: Sat, 15 May 2004 17:25:55 -0400
Subject: Re: My Signature
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

Seth Goldin (sethgoldin@cox.net) wrote:
>
>  Is my signature cool? 

No.

>  Should I get a better signature? 

No, you should get a worse one.

>  Give me some feedback on cool stuff to put in my signature,
>  other than Matt McIrvin's "Indent-O-Meter."

How about some Icy-Hot?  That's cool.  Oh, wait, you said cool stuff
to put in your signature, not in your shorts.  Well, you could do both.

>  That's cool, but it's old.

Yeah, well, so are YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!  You're FIVE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!!!

...sorry, I just channeled Barbara Bain for a moment there.  The episode
where she scratches the guy's face and he ages to death, not the one where
she kills Brian Blessed by holding his hand, which is not the same as
the one where Brian Blessed is wearing a gayer costume than the one
he wore in "Flash Gordon".  Where were we?  Oh, yes, your .signature
is not as cool as "Flash Gordon".  Even if you can sing it to the
same tune.

>  -- 
>  Seth Goldin

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

Savior of the Universe!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

Save every one of us!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

He's a miracle!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

King of the impossible!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

A big piece of broccoli!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

Skateboarding with a monocle!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

Purple from head to toes!

SETH!  AAAAAA-AAAAAAAA!

Up his nose with a rubber hose!

He's for every one of us, he stands for every one of us,
he'llsavewithameatyhandeverymaneverywomaneverychildhe'samighty

SETH!

(Seth, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!)

Just a man
with a man's courage
a manly manly macho macho man of men
men, men, men, men, men, men, SETH-HEARTED MEN!
Nothing but a man
who can never fail
No-one but the pure of heart
may eat the Golden Grahams
ah-ahhhhhhhhhhhh
oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhh
wa-waaaaaaaaaaaa

SETH!

                                                -- K.

                                                   I'm glad I have never
                                                   used a .signature.