Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:14:15 -0500 Subject: [ark] Re: =?iso-8859-1?Q?Interr=F6bang?= Cartel lyrics In-Reply-To: In alt.religion.kibology, doctroid@mailinator.com wrote: http://www.interrobangcartel.com/forums/kareha.pl/1170255284/l50 Last night the car ahead of us in our lane moved into the exit-only lane, then back into our lane, then back into the exit-only lane. He seemed to want to be in both lanes simultaneously, and the phrase "Schrödinger's Car" came to mind[1]. SCHRÖDINGER'S CAR Saw a Buick Riviera, drivin' late last night I saw a Buick Riviera, drivin' late last night He was in the left lane and at the same time in the right He was drivin' in the fast lane, and he was also in the slow Said he was drivin' in the fast lane, and he was also in the slow Passed himself a couple times, how he did it I don't know Goin' uphill was a dump truck, you could hear the gear box grind Goin' uphill was a dump truck, you could hear the gear box grind That Buick passed it on the left, and on the right at the same time Well I finally reached my exit 'bout the break of dawn Yeah I finally reached my exit about the break of dawn That Buick took that exit but he also drove right on I asked my good friend Erwin, tell me how can this be I asked my good friend Erwin, please tell me how can this be Erwin just laughed and told me, son it's no mystery You must have been driving on old State Route 89 He said, you must have been driving on old State Route 89 That road's just half an angstrom wide, stuff like that happens all the time [1] I am of course not the first to come up with this phrase; there's even a poem by this name: http://www.thylazine.org/thyla11/ptcd.html -- - Doctroid Doctroid Holmes It's too confused to make sense, so let's make nonsense. -- Chris McG.