Date: Sat, 3 Aug 2002 00:13:54 -0400
Subject: Re: 13-Step Process for Feeding Baby Raccoon
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, leahverre@attbi.com wrote:

Step 1:  Wear gloves
Step 2:  Set towel and food on counter
Step 3:  Reach in and pick up raccoon by scruff.  Check ear tag.
Step 4:  Flatten raccoon out on towel.
Step 5:  Hit "Copy" button
Step 6:  Hand raccoon hand of 7 playing cards
Step 7:  When raccoon says "Go Fish", hit "Copy" button again
Step 8:  Have discussion with raccoon about Trotsky.
Step 9:  Let raccoon pick new card.  Make sure tail remains fuzzy at all times
Step 10:  Remove raccoon from towel
Step 11:  Remove raccoon from shoulder
Step 12:  Put raccoon back in cage.
Step 13:  Clean up




Date: Sat, 3 Aug 2002 17:49:26 -0400
Subject: Re: 13-Step Process for Feeding Baby Raccoon
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, leahverre@attbi.com wrote:

"David DeLaney" <dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Aug 2002 15:00:17 GMT, Lleah <leahverre@attbi.com> wrote:
> >Step 1:  Wear gloves
> >Step 2:  Set towel and food on counter
> >Step 3:  Reach in and pick up raccoon by scruff.  Check ear tag.
> >Step 4:  Flatten raccoon out on towel.
> >Step 5:  Hit "Copy" button
> >Step 6:  Hand raccoon hand of 7 playing cards
> >Step 7:  When raccoon says "Go Fish", hit "Copy" button again
> >Step 8:  Have discussion with raccoon about Trotsky.
> >Step 9:  Let raccoon pick new card.  Make sure tail remains fuzzy at all
times
> >Step 10:  Remove raccoon from towel
> >Step 11:  Remove raccoon from shoulder
> >Step 12:  Put raccoon back in cage.
> >Step 13:  Clean up
>
> What kind of Sims mod _are_ you using there, w0man?

Step1:  Offer Dave DeLaney a cracker
Step 2:  When Dave DeLaney refuses cracker, hit him with oven mitt
Step 3:  Remove Dave DeLaney from Subway
Step 4:  Discuss Trotsky with Dave DeLaney
Step 5:  Dave DeLaney Dave DeLaney Dave DeLaney
Step 6:  Put Dave DeLaney back in cage.
Step 7:  Play "SimDeLaney"
Step 8:  Run away

-L