Date: Wed, 12 Dec 2001 05:11:58 -0500
Subject: Re: Prodigal Kibologists
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, atomdebris@yahoo.com wrote:

David Haren <tyr@ecis.ecis.com> wrote in message
  news:<3jZQ7.197394$uB.22871044@bin3.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>...
> Keep an eye on this bunch, they want to leave and
> come back just to get preferential treatment.

  I DEMAND MY PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT!!!  FREE KEVIN!!!  FREE DMITRY!!!
 FREE DRINKS FOR ALL PRODIGAL KIBOLOGISTS, OR THE TERRORISTS HAVE
ALREADY ETC. WHATEVER!!!!

> We're wise to your tricks, so blatant that Beard
> is spinning in his grave as we speak.

  Yes.  At 33 and 1/3 RPM.  I had the groove from a vinyl record of
'70s Devo bootlegs tattooed on my skin.  You should see the looks on
the faces of people walking through the cemetery above me!

> Contrary to media reports the Arizona Smart Ass
> is not an endangered species.

  But the Tennessee Smart Ass is.

> Aiming at the floor is cheating.

  PLEASE JIGGLE HANDLE AFTER FLUSHING.
 
> I had some ideas about Varney the Vampire to post
> but that would require rising from this spot.

  Poor Spot!


  -M. Otis Beard