Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 03:11:00 -0400
Subject: Re: Could someone please explain the premise/beliefs of kibology tome?
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, Andrew Pearson (apearson@pt.lu) wrote:

Dansertrk wrote:
> 
> Please read the subject

Let's start with your surroundings.

You are on a broad and sunlit plain. Above you a high mountain
towers vertiginously. Kibo lives at the top of this mountain, in
a blaze of light. It's the concentrated glare of a thousand
sitcoms seen at once.

The higher kibologists soar above the plain, their wings
glittering in the sunlight. But they don't get too close to the
light. On the plain roam "ordinary kibologists". These two groups
are mainly pod people, robots, rogue AIs, zombies, and
lion-headed aliens but there are some humans amongst them.

Around the plain is the dark forest between the newsgroups. In
the fringes of the forest lurk shy, snuffling creatures - mainly
renegade teletubbies. We survive by scavenging the scorched blobs
of cheese or orbitz which periodically rain down from the
mountain top, which are usually quite easy to distinguish from
the doots of the higher kibologists.

Sometimes a usenet kook will run shrieking and jabbering out of
the forest, or a traveller like yourself will wander past the
great stone durian at the edge of the glade. Why not? You're
allowed, after all.

-- 
Andrew Pearson: "exactly what the web needs less of".