Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
From: mmcirvin@world.std.com (Matt McIrvin)
Subject: Re: Random Blatherings
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2000 03:48:20 GMT
Organization: Samantha and Matt's House of Bits
Status: R

openbook@sirius.com (Blackhawk) wrote:

>You're just confused, originally we used put "Backed by Gold" on them, 
>
>Then for years we put "Backed by Silver" on them. 
>
>"In God we trust" is not so much a spiritual message as much as a
>statement about the value of your money.

That's not the half of it, my naive young friend.
This is the true secret history of the United States!

Fort Knox was where they kept all the Specie, given by God unto George
Washington who threw it across the Rappahannock to test it and then got
Underdog to bite it (in His Avatar Shoeshine Boy).  Specie is made of Gold
but was later substituted with Gold Pressed Latinum by the Illuminati who
commemorated the event by putting an eyeball on top of the Washington
Monument but you cannot see it because the Government covered it with high
tech scaffolding!!!!  Darwin will try to tell you that Specie arose by
Evolution but this is a lie!!!

At Fort Knox you could redeem your money for gold.  There was a drive-up
window where you put your Treasury Certificates in a slot right under the
clown nose and then they would hand you golden coins at the next window. 
However the drive-up window was permanently damaged by the Death Car of
Ted Kennedy!!  While the nation was distracted by the fake moon landing!
Coincidence?  I THINK NOT!  This was merely to cover up the true fact that
the gold within had been rendered radioactive and therefore worthless by
the nefarious team of Bill "I Didn't Inhale" Clinton and Auric "I Like To
Win" Goldfinger, by the impact of a Radioisotope Thermal Generator carried
backwards in time to 1969 by the Cassini spacecraft, whose alleged "Earth
Swingby" was in fact merely a celestial TIME WARP SLINGSHOT maneuver. 
(There was a movie about it but the version you saw has been DOCTORED!)
JFK had signed an executive order forbidding the launch of Cassini (named
for fashion designer Oleg Cassini, patron of ALIEN SUPERMODELS) but they
fooled him by launching it 30 years later and then JFK was rubbed out by
William Lloyd Garrison.

This was merely to pave the way for the establishment of the Federal
Reserve by its founders, foreign banker Alan Greenspan and United States
dictator Janet Reno.  The "Fed" as it is "affectionately" called replaced
all Legal Monies with Fake Money illustrated with THE SELFSAME TRIANGULAR
EYEBALL and backed by means of the Prime Rate, a theoretical concept made
of invisible waves that emanate from the "Clipper" or "V-Chip," a
supercomputer located in Brussels.  The latest nefarious act of these
scoundrels is the attempt to break up the so-called "Microsoft
Corporation" into several REPLICAS OF ITSELF, thereby causing it to
reproduce by binary fission as the world's largest Computer Virus!  In
conclusion I conclude that to return the world to Legal Monies we must USE
BeOS NOW!

-- 
Matt McIrvin    http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/