Date: Tue, 23 Nov 1999 01:28:47 -0500
Subject: Re: AP's SCIENCE-RELIGION-ODYSSEY; Turkish Prison
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Status: RO

Kibo writes:

Richard E. Nickle (rick@trystero.com) wrote:
> James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
> > [openly mocking Archimedes Plutonium's special literary style]
> > Most of us only know of Turkey from turkey the food and Turkish taffy.
> If Turkish Taffy comes from Turkey, where does Laffy Taffy
> come from?  Also, when they make Salt-Water Taffy do they
> strain out the plankton?

Why would they?  Then it wouldn't have any flavor.

Laffy Taffy comes from that weird universe where Laugh-In took place.
It was made by our evil overlord, Morgo, The Friendly Drelb, who fought
Space Ghost.  Then Richard Nixon said "Sock it to ME?" and someone
slowly dripped water on him until he died from Chinese water torture.
And then Ruth Buzzi beat up Arte Johnson because she has super powers
like all other Klingons with those crunched-up foreheads.  Then, Peter
Sellers peered out from behind the bushes and said, "Interestink...
but ve cannot allow a mine chaft gap!  Choosink a cranberry juice is
complicated!" and he got so confused he couldn't tell Richard Burton
from Peter O'Tool and couldn't tell a good idea from "Casino Royale"
and then he went back to playing Edward Teller in that stage show
where he was partnered with Victor Kiam.

DING!

The bell means I got to Victor Kiam from Laffy Taffy in only nineteen
discreet steps.  Can you connect the dots to help li'l Billy get from
Laffy Taffy to Victor Kiam? 

HINT:  VICTOR KIAM IS A JERK!

                                         -- K.

                                            Little-known fact: "Casino Royale"
                                            caused blindness in hundreds of
                                            hippies because the soundtrack
                                            was too "bright".