Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 00:46:41 -0400 Subject: Re: Inappropriate question. Status: R In alt.religion.kibology, dumplechan@hotmail.com wrote: "Nick Bensema" wrote in message news:Iu8a5.292566 [...] > There is also the possibility that some heterosexual man will post that > he has tremendous success masturbating while thinking about prime numbers > or the Fibonacci sequence or something like that. I believe you misspelled "mathturbating". Of course, only HETERO males are turned on by prime numbers. If you're a guy aroused by composite numbers, you're gay. And if you're attracted to a large integer, then the problem of determining your sexual preference is NP-complete! It totally freaked me out when that one guy posted about being turned on by setting fire to penny loafers. If someone can be turned on by that, then humans can be turned on by ANYthing. I think a cool mad-scientist thing to do would be to build an orbital mind control lasers and make lots of people have a curing-cancer fetish, because you'd really be surprised at the dedication of the truly horny. I learned this from a college friend. I'll call him "Mike", because that's his name. Mike made it his holy quest to pirate the local cable porn channel. He did experiments involving hangers and tinfoil sculpted into avant-garde shapes. He bought some used electronics books. Finally he managed to channel in...porn! With the colors reversed, and the sound from the channel next door. The photonegative smut looked really creepy, with bright green women shedding their clothes and flashing blacktoothed smiles. It was like tuning into Martian porn. "Blue films", indeed!