Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 19:38:19 -0400
Subject: [ark] Re: Hooray!
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

Today, the United States Postal Service officially announced a new
set of commemorative stamps with a Disney theme.  One of the stamps
shows Mickey Mouse.

Know what this means?

MICKEY DIED!

Now, according to our country's laws, to be on a stamp, either Mickey
died ten years ago, or he died recently but was a President.  

Suddenly I understand so much more about Ronald Reagan!

It's like if Arthur C. Clarke's "History Lesson" were mistaken
for a documentary by even weirder aliens.

                                        -- K.

                                           Still no answer to the question,
                                          "If Goofy married Pluto and their
                                           baby was so inbred that he was
                                           completely retarded, would he be
                                           exactly like Goofy, or exactly
                                           like Pluto?"