Date: Mon, 17 Dec 2001 05:38:56 -0500
Subject: Re: Leah's Wacky Faqy
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, leahv@seanet.com wrote:

The demand for a FAQY explaining exactly why is Leah Verre  (and is she
dreidl?) has been so overwhelmingly powerful that we have randomly and
stream-of-counsciously put together this completely unoriginal and
underwhelming cartoonily-overlarge martini glass full of the finest yadda
yadda yadda ..

1.  why?
    Because sometimes you just have nothing better to do and also this chair
really hurts.  Maybe I'll give it to Nick to replace his
previously-inflatable chair.

2.  so, why, again?
    The first book I ever remember loving was "Pat the Bunny".  It had a
bunny in it.

3.  what about the other thing?
    Well, I was going to get to that, eventually, but I'll just plead my
case now:  The BAG was on FIRE.

4.  What would Nick say?
     Thanks for the hurty chair.  And also, I can almost get to the key
level in Pac-Man.

5.  Flamed WHO, you idiot?
     Samantha Wilkenjenfrenson.

6.  Llamas?
    Yes please!  Or maybe some alpaca. And some cuttlefish and a couple
anteaters.  And a polar bear.  And some penguins too, but not near the polar
bear.  And a narwhale.  And lots of birdies for to make the cute noises.

7.  Bunnies?
    And OF COURSE bunnies!  duh.

8.  Work?
     animator^H^H^H^H^H scheduler

9.  Owesies?
    Kibo.

10.  a.r.k.?
    like so much Clown on Fire, our lives have been ever improved upon by
the spewage of a buttery mixture of witty reparte, hand-crafted
trolling-defense systems, and fine-tuned beable babble wox wox futplex with
a variety of seasoning and some canned yams.  We are all truly dreidl.

<Cue sappy smoothe jazz ballad>

HTFH!

Love,
Lleah