Date: Mon, 16 Sep 2002 19:29:23 -0400 Subject: Re: Internet Research: Maximizing the Piggy Bank Status: RO In alt.religion.kibology, talysman@globalsurrealism.com wrote: Kevin S. Wilson writes: > Also, speaking of Sacajawea, "Undaunted Courage"--an account of the > Lewis & Clark expedition, is an excellent cure for delusions that one > is a he-man tough guy. ONE is a he-man tough guy! THE OTHER sings! it's LEWIS AND CROSBY in "the road to frickin' nowhere!" with dorothy lamour as sacajawea! basil rathbone as crazy horse! the uncanny karloff as the mummy! and jerry mathers as the beaver! SEE lewis and crosby try to cross a rampaging river! HEAR the eerie mating call of the giant killer loon! THRILL to the excitement when sacajawea is attacked by skeletor! [ LEWIS AND CROSBY SINGING ] "we're on the road to nowhere! we have no nowhere today! our courage is undaunted and our bravery is much vaunted but we hope that we're not haunted on our jaunt!" [ VAMPIRIC BOB HOPE APPEARS AND DRAINS THE ENTIRE CAST ]