From: nickb@fnord.io.com (Nick Bensema)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Reason Kibo Should Be On Public Access
Date: 6 Feb 2000 22:23:01 GMT
Organization: Illuminati Online

I'd like to turn to Public Access Channel 98 and see something like this.

>Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
>From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
>Subject: A Brief Commercial Message.
>Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 8121 centons, 98 microns, 0.003 abians
>My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium
>Date: Mon, 7 Dec 1998 08:49:15 GMT
>Organization: Stately Kibo Manor
>
>THOSE blue stains on your dentures will take FOREVER to remove!
>
>[LAP-DISSOLVE]
>
>Wow, those dentures are perfect!  UH-OH, looks like the house needs
>painting AGAIN!
>
>[LAP-DISSOLVE]
>
>What a swell new paint job!  But won't that turkey take HOURS to cook?
>
>[LAP-DISSOLVE]
>
>What a perfect bird!  Busy TV and movie star Majel Barrett, how did you
>have time to sanitize your dentures, paint the house, and cook your turkey?
>
>"I used new LAP-DISSOLVE from Grass Valley!  It's from the makers of
>JUMP CUT WITH DING!  Just watch how new LAP-DISSOLVE deals with these
>unruly kids!"
>
>[LAP-DISSOLVE]
>
>Wow, no more problem kids!  The house is empty!
>
>"You betcha.  New LAP-DISSOLVE can also make time pass in an instant!"
>
>[LAP-DISSOLVE]
>
>--IN FALLOUT SHELTERS!  WE WILL NOW GO OFF THE AIR.  TUNE TO YOUR CONELRAD
>STATION FOR UPDATES FROM THE WAR DEPARTMENT.
>
>[NUCLEAR EXPLOSION WITH DING]
>
>                                            -- K.
>
>                                            I had Nuclear Explosion With Ding
>                                            in a Chinese restaurant once.

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Nick Bensema <nickb@io.com>   ICQ#2135445
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