Date: Thu, 17 Apr 2003 20:20:06 -0400 Subject: Re: What is Kibology? Status: RO In alt.religion.kibology, james@vandenberg.dropbear.id.au wrote: RogueCode wrote: > Hello all, I recently found a website mentioning someone and/or thing called > "Kibo". I clicked on a link that brought me to this newsgroup, so i decided > to ask, what exactly IS Kibology?(the study of Kibo? Whoo!) Thanks. Well, due to a little historical accident, the study of Kibo, per se, is actually called 'Kibonomy', and is considered fairly solid science. There's been a lot of important discoveries made by Kibonomers, such as Bacon stars, Orbitzal mechanics, and the Doidy nebula. Kibology on the other hand is somewhat of a psuedoscience. It says that our personalities are determined by the position of Kibo at the time of our birth, and the movement of Kibo can determine our fate. Kiboscopes are published in many newspapers. Here are this week's Kiboscopes: Beable: Things will take a turn for the butter soon. A new relationship is indicated. Your lucky number is pi. Mmm, pi! Troll: You've had better times. You'll hate lard. Hotels are not desirable. Your lucky number is twenty bucks, same as in town. Gamera: Travel is in the stars, possibly to an Asian destination. Your lucky number is 1. Crabs: Health problems may be an issue. Also, leave the relationships for a while. Your lucky number is i. Sgouros: Boy Scouts field guide, 1971, p23. C++ standard, pp73, 43, 122. John 21:7. Your lucky number is somewhere in there. Not-bitter: Your love life looks like it will be fairly quiet for a while yet, but you are quite content with that. Yes indeed. Your lucky number is on a card in a phone booth somewhere. Doidy: Intellectual pursuits are highlighted this week. Try stringing a few syllables together. Your lucky number is prime. Swilson: Your pursuit of a noble cause will be recognised. While your time in the limelight will be fun, try not to let it change you. Your lucky number is grammatically correct. Nudibranch: Some problems with the law are on the horizon. Perhaps you should tone down your search for a life partner. Your lucky number is in the phone book, under 'Bail bondsman'. Goatse: An embarrasing medical issue is in the stars this week. Prepare for a stay in hospital and the loss of the ability to sit down. Your lucky number is 198.247.175.96 Fnarraityd: While your communication style is concise, it may leave some people scratching their heads. In future, don't leave it up to the imagination. Your lucky number is 69. Futplex: You may feel people don't understand you. Your lucky number is e^i\pi+1. Hope that helps! Ja-Kibo-in-conjuntion-with-the-Futplex-mes -- James Vandenberg Email: james at vandenberg.dropbear.id.au GPG FP= 65AB 179A D884 EDC6 216D FE6A 6833 02BC 4425 4F70 Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. ICQ: 151135390 Beware! Sometimes forks and candles fall from the sky.