Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:13:33 -0400
Subject: [ark] Re: A Web site without a ratings icon is like a fish without a zeppelin

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

Otto Bahn (http://www.brown-recluse.com/bitephotos.html) wrote:
>  James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
>  >  You could just set Internet Explorer to block all the clean sites,
>  >  and then surf at random.
>  
>  You'll never admit it, but you're an anarchist at heart.
>  Your gall bladder, however, is a dictator.

That's why I firmly believe there should be complete anarchy
with me controlling it with an iron fist.

I may be a Space Viking, a Round-Eye Ninja, the King Of Terror,
a Weatherproof Monk, and Captain Shazbot, but I am not an anarchist.
I just like blowing up society for no reason.  The difference between
me and an anarchist is that an anarchist says "I'm an anarchist"
but I don't believe in labels of any sort.  It says that right on
the wallet card I gave myself when I became the King Of Terror.

Also I use my superpowers to defend the children of Japan from
space monsters, and I defend space monsters from Earth Muppets,
and I can turn off TVs that aren't even turned on.

I believe everyone should wear armor all the time, but only
mine should work.

I believe the Village People should be deputized.

I eat thoughts out of people's heads, and my hands can crush
any dream, even those of fictional characters.  All fictional
characters do what I tell them, and always have.

I am a Space Ninja, King Of Monks, Terror-Eye Roundbot,
and Captain Me, and I am not an anarchist, no matter what
my kidneys have been telling you.  When I try to draw the
internationally-unanimously-agreed-upon-by-committee
symbol for "anarchy", it comes out looking like a "ShawScope"
logo.  When I try to write a graffiti tag, it is invisible
because my signature is "POST NO BILLS" in Helvetica.
I use entire sausages as sausage casings for new sausages.
I invented over 4,000 new flavors of bacon by accident.
Once I barfed and the movie "Yellow Submarine" came out.

I am a Space Monk, Captain King, Robot Ninja, Round Something.
I eat Captain Crunch for breakfast.  I will not be mocked,
not by you, not by the automatic mocking machines I demand
be installed in every home.  I require all citizens to wear
armbands that cover their faces.  I insist that all self-
destruct buttons be mis-labeled.  I shoot James Bond before
I make the long speech.  I can jump a motorcycle over a country.

I am Leader Kibo and welcome to my anarchy.

                                             -- K.

                                                Writing lots of manifestoes
                                                makes you taller!