Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 01:11:02 -0400 Subject: Re: i'm a moron Status: R In alt.religion.kibology, jmbay@Stanford.EDU wrote: James Vandenberg writes: >Don't be so harsh on yourself, you gibbering pie faced loon. >Kibology is not what you think it isn't. Kibology is more or less >powerful than you can possibly imagine, but only when struck down. >Kibology has the power to perform miracles, but all the shows were >cancelled. Kibology is double plus good, and not crimethink at all. In >a previous life, Kibo was Albert Einstein's former roomate's best >freind's third wife's sister's hairdresser's dog's trainer's friend. Or >maybe not, perhaps we will never know. During the second world war, the >british mixed bacon with water and froze it, to produce Pykibete, a form >of ice which didn't melt, spindle, fold or mutilate. Kibo is the >japanese word for "Bean curry". There is no spoon. Nor is there any >knife or fork, so you are going to have to eat with your fingers. There >is no net.god but Kibo. Matt McIrvin is his prophet. Step one: collect >mushrooms. Step two: Step Three: PROPHET! Kibology is a Mentos commercial in Esperanto, a giant "H" made out of virtual particles, the "F3" key on a dvorak keyboard, an infinite stack of Ritz crackers, militant Buddhism, the new, Earth-like orbit of Venus, a roomfull of computer-using monkeys piped through a B1FF F1LT3R!!!1!!, the horrible truth behind Vienna Fingers, a statue of a gargoyle, a Care Bear with a machete, guerilla oncologists, the cover of that Cannibal Corpse album, a horde of nuns sweeping with fierce majesty across the steppes of Central Asia, the reason those little bags of silica gel say "do not eat", how they find out the "burn time" of a building without burning it, the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Schenechtady, Philip K. Dick NOT on acid, the delicious European hazelnut spread, crystal SPAM, the inherent contradiction in the term "elipsis point", an SVGA monitor lizard, the Complete Idiot's Guide to MENSA, imported from Hormel, Chile, what you use to dilute water, a mortal paper cut, like playing monopoly with Trotsky, a childrens' story by Nietzsche, the alleged joke which Matt McIrvin fails to explain, what "original" flavor used to taste like, caffeine-free Jolt, dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. -- Joseph M. Bay Lamont Sanford Junior University www.stanford.edu/~jmbay/ DEPARTMENT OF microbiology AND Information Fabrication Facility IMMUNOLOGY Age 7 (ret), Mrs.