Article 152171 of alt.religion.kibology: Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.religion.kibology Path: utk.edu!sws1.ctd.ornl.gov!fnnews.fnal.gov!nntp-server.caltech.edu!nntp2.cerf.net!news.idt.net!netnews.com!feed.nntp.acc.ca!nntpgate.globalserve.net!NewsNG.Chicago.Qual.Net!news.indiana.edu!news.kiva.net!uunet!uunet!uunet!in2.uu.net!world!kibo From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) Subject: Re: The HOLLOW Earth ! Battlestar-Galactica-Date: 9301 centons, 68 microns, .01 abians My-Headers-No-Longer-Mention: Archimedes Plutonium Sender: news@world.std.com (Mr Usenet Himself) Message-ID: Date: Thu, 17 Sep 1998 03:43:30 GMT References: <1998091606550800.CAA21092@ladder03.news.aol.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: ppp0a022.std.com Organization: Stately Kibo Manor X-Newsreader: MT-NewsWatcher 2.4.4 Lines: 197 Xref: utk.edu alt.sci.physics.new-theories:64270 alt.religion.kibology:152171 In alt.sci.physics.new-theoties, our periocally-appearing pal since 1992, "McElwaine9" (mcelwaine9@aol.com) wrote: > > The HOLLOW Earth ! > > On January 6, 1967, the satellite ESSA-3, in very high > polar orbit around the Earth, took a remarkable photograph, > from straight above the North Polar area, showing a huge > HOLE, about 1400 MILES in diameter, centered where the North > Pole should be! THE NORTH POLE HAS BEEN STOLEN AND SANTA VOWS REVENGE!!! > The ESSA-7 satellite took an even better quality photo > of this HOLE on November 23, 1968. But you can't take a photo of a hole because holes are invisible, duhhh-huhhhh. > Both photos were published in the book "Secret of the > Ages--UFO's From Inside the Earth", by Brinsley Le Poer > Trench, 1977. Oh no! I narrowly avoided falling into the hole through the Earth but instead I fell into the Brinsley Le Poseur Trench! And worse, it's filled with canned Green Giant baby peas! > > In 1947, Admiral Richard E. Byrd flew an airplane 1700 > miles into the North Polar ENTRANCE HOLE, where he saw > forests, lakes, and herds of LIVE MAMMOTHS! In 1956, he flew > 2300 miles into the South Polar ENTRANCE HOLE and saw the > SAME kinds of things. That proves it. Seeing dinosaurs inside TWO imaginary holes is a lot more realistic than only seeing them in one. I VOW THAT SOMEDAY I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO WALK FROM POLE TO POLE THROUGH THE INNER EARTH!!! > The book "THE HOLLOW EARTH", by Dr. Raymond Bernard, > Ph.D., quotes several statements made by Admiral Byrd before, > during, and after these expeditions, including: > "I'd like to see that land beyond the Pole. That area > beyond the Pole is the center of the great unknown.", > February 1947. He went to the North Pole and kept going and some weird force reversed his compass and he discovered that now he was going south! IT'S A SPACE WARP, PEOPLE! PUT HAZARD TAPE AROUND THE ARCTIC CIRCLE! > "On January 13, members of the United States expedition > accomplished a flight of 2700 miles from the base at McMurdo > Sound, which is 400 miles west of the South Pole, and > penetrated a land extent of 2300 miles beyond the Pole.", > January 13, 1956 radio transmission. > "The present expedition has opened a vast new land.", > March 13, 1956. > "...that enchanted continent in the sky, land of > everlasting mystery.", 1957. A continent with a flaky stry crust and ooey-gooey raspberrylicious filling, flying across the sky every three minutes, powered by giant bees on a string. > In 1828, Jens and Olaf Jansen, a father and son team of > Norwegian fishermen, sailed their fishing boat into the North > Polar ENTRANCE HOLE, Oh no! Not only does the Earth have holes in it, they're ONE-WAY HOLES! You gotta come out in the STUPID OTHER HEMISPHERE nobody lives in! > and spent two years living with the > friendly giants who live down there. Their experiences are > described in the book "The Smoky God", (referring to the > Earth's CENTRAL SUN), The Earth's central sun is a tasty Slim Jim? > by Willis George Emerson, 1908, I went to his college before they moved it to Lawrence, Mass. while I slept. > reprinted in 1965 by Health Research, (a rare-book dealer, > publisher, and republisher), 8349 Lafayette St., P.O. Box 70, > Mokelumne Hill, CA 95245. Other editions of this book might > be available elsewhere. ALSO OTHER BOOKS MIGHT BE AVAILABLE OR SOMETHING SOMEWHERE ELSE TOO!!!! TELL YOUR KIDS!!! SHOOT YOUR NEIGHBORS!!! > The Earth is HOLLOW! Its hollow shell is about 1500 > miles thick at the equator, and about 500 miles thick near > the polar ENTRANCE HOLES. The North Polar ENTRANCE HOLE is > about 1400 miles in diameter and centered close to the > Earth's axis of rotation, while the South Polar ENTRANCE HOLE > is slightly smaller, perhaps 1300 miles in diameter, and > somewhat off-center. So if the holes are one-way, Mr. McElwaine's mouth is clearly the capitalized EXIT HOLE, so where's his ENTRANCE HOLE? > The ENTRANCE HOLES are usually filled > up with some kind of fog. Oh, great, they're that crummy kind of hole that's always FILLED UP WITH STUFF. > At the geometric center of the Earth As opposed to the external center of the Earth. > is a glowing ball of plasma, type AB negative > about 600 miles in diameter, which serves as the CENTRAL SUN > that warms and illuminates the Earth's inner surface. The HOLLOW > Earth's shell also includes numerous HUGE ELECTRO-LUMINATED > INHABITED CAVERNS I think it would be more fun if they were ELECTRO-LUMINATED even though nobody had ever been there. > like the one described in Jules Verne's 1864 novel > "Journey to the Center of the Earth". Ooh! Ooh! Is this going to have a Bigfoot named "Dallas" who can speak English but only while he's wearing a Walkman and there's this talking woman's head in a floating computer bubble that people keep doing spit- takes through while F. Murray Abraham is in the first scene only just like in the TV-movie version, huh? > (See also the book "The Under-People", by Eric Norman, 1969.) They fell into a hole through the Earth and came out Down Under in Australia where they mated with kangaroos and became UNDEROOS! > These locations, including the Earth's inner surface, are > home to 25 MILLION PEOPLE! But I'm sure they won't make as many dopey Usenet posts as the hundred thousand WebTV owners. > The "Laws" of physics and gravitation NOTWITHSTANDING, > People CAN and DO walk on the Earth's INNER surface, just as > easily as on the outer surface. They might weigh less down > there, but they are NOT weightless as orthodox physicists > think they would be. ALL ORTHODOX PHYSICISTS SAY THAT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE SECRET INNER EARTH UNDER THE INVISIBLE HOLES ARE FAT BUT WEIGHTLESS! > For one thing, the HOLLOW Earth's shell > is NEITHER uniformly thick NOR uniformly dense. In general, > geophysicists are MIS-INTERPRETING their seismic data. Which comes from the rock thousands of miles below us. Hey, wait a minute... > For more information, answers to your questions, etc., > please consult my CITED SOURCES. > > Robert E. McElwaine > B.S., Physics and Astronomy, UW-EC So besides the B.S., do you have a degree? > P.S.: PASS IT ON! Hmm, this is much more succinct than Mr. McElwaine's 1992 signoff: 1992--> UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this 1992--> IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED. Hey, wait! That was at the bottom end of the post the last time you posted about the hollow earth! By taking it off you altered the post! For this you could go to JAIL! In OUTER SPACE! -- K. I would've gone with: UN-altered REPRODUCTION is why YOU should have your PETS spayed or NEUTERED! I'm Bob BARKer! P.S. -- Everyone's favorite catchphrase, and this article is quoted in full: 1993--> From: mcelwre@cnsvax.uwec.edu 1993--> Subject: Girl in pants = GUY IN DRESS 1993--> Newsgroups: soc.women 1993--> Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire 1993--> Date: 7 Apr 93 20:42:37 -0600 1993--> 1993--> 1993--> 1993--> A girl wearing pants is, EQUALLY, like A GUY WEARING A DRESS!