Date: Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:56:33 -0400
Subject: [ark] Re: ice cream flavors...

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

David DeLaney (dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com) wrote:
>  James "Kibo" Parry (kibo@world.std.com) wrote:
>  >  Peach plus square plus green does something to the human bladder.
>  >  Something beyond science.  Something not even the Bible can explain.
>  
>  Eh. It's just a cheat code, is all. Involves that stuff they think is "junk"
>  DNA - it's actually hidden scenes and easter eggs.

I heard that if you touch someone's belly button three times then
write the word "SECRETMONEY" on their left shoulder they will give you
$65,536 but only if you first set your biological clock to January 1, 1980.
It must be true because I read it in a pop-up window and then again
in a pop-up book.  

I heard that woodpeckers are really worms with legs.

I heard that if you turn your TV halfway between "on" and "off" you can
get channel 1, channel 1 and a half, channel 1 and three quarters,
and channel 1 point nine nine nine nine nine, and none of them have
any commercials because they don't really exist so you can watch
"Knight Rider" uninterrupted.

I heard that if you stretch a rubber band too far it will break but
then if you stretch it a lot farther it'll unbreak but you have to
stretch it several million miles long first and NASA tried to do the
experiment but the astronauts lost the rubber band because the pockets
on their space suits were too big.

I heard that the Mattel See & Say isn't as smart as it thinks it is.

I heard that if you eat too many TV dinners you forget how to do
the dishes and then you have to eat TV dinners for the rest of your
life but it saves you so much money that you can afford to eat TV
dinners every day for a hundred thousand years or until you die of
malnutrition whichever comes first.

I heard that if you twist your DNA really tight you can hear it crying.

                                             -- K.

                                                I heard that Fonzie is
                                                really two midgets dressed
                                                up in an old guy's skin.