Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 09:27:54 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Re: PRINCESS DI/Ted Frank
Status: RO

kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) says:

In various appropriate newsgroups, asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Lupus
Yonderboy) wrote:
>
> Thus spake ntaglass@sonic.net (Jeanne Kent):
> > [...] - just not responding would be cool, too.

Kids!  Be cool!  Just say no!  Word!

> Frog. 
> If it is thrown with full of your strenght, it will spit out the tounge,
> which is like the genuine one from the frog. 
> 
> INSTRUCTIONS FOR TOUNGE OF FROG 

AND FOR FRUNGE OF TOG

[that's actually a really erudite, witty witty witty pun in medieval Finnish.
Matt McIrvin will explain it.]

> *A product has the stickness and is just like a soft rubber band with high
> contractility.  

It can to become engorged with the blood, boing!

> It can be played to stick the remote objects.

It is compliant within CORBA and can also OLE embed.

> *Inspite of it is sticky, it is never like the chewing guns which is glued
> tightly and cannot be separated. 

Instead is like Larry King and Elizabeth Taylor.

Word!

> *If the stickness is not good enough, it can be washed by soap. After it
> is dried, it cab be used continously many times. 

Actually it can be used continuously once for really long time.  Or
sporadically for many time.  Time is of your choosing, fun!

> *The packing paper has printed the bug picture, which can be cut as per
> the black frame and placed on the table; then you can stick the picture
> with your
> tounge of frog. 

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble
tounge of frog, sticky bug bubble

and now, it's time for...

BEE IN A BALLOON!!!

ANT FARM IN A GLASS BASKETBALL!!!!

and for more funlike torture of elastic pain,

BE IN A BALLOON!!!   <-- hi Bill & Antje.

> The key point for throwing far away is the same as the throwing of fish
> rod, i.e. to throw out slowly with full of your strength. Separate it with
> two hands,
> then release one hand, throw it with full of your strength. 
>
> No matter what you make a round ball, it will recover the original shape. 

Just like Wonder Bread!
 
> CAUTIONS: 
> 
> *Never throw out the other person's head. 

(Bob Hope to Phyllis Diller) You might... need it... for... Halloween!!!
(pause for laughs, then pull rope to drop walls)
 
> *Keep away from fire. 
> 
> *Inspite of it is non-toxic, it cannot be eaten. 

However our fun other product, Hair Like Vegetable Soup, is toxic yet
can be eaten!!!

> *Never pull out tounge of frog hard, as it might be separated. 

Never put beans in ears of tounge of frog.
 
> *Its content has the oil, so if it touches on cloth, precious object or
> wall, the stains will remain if you don't care about it. 

Tounge of frog can stain eyeball of person if he look at it.
 
> *Never put on surface of any object, shall keep in polybag. 

Do not allow antimatter frog to contact your favorite atom or will boom.
 
> > Please don9t perpetuate this here by responding.

Frog cannot perpetuate without paper bug in polybag, do not expose to new
round ball before eating non-toxic fire in pants!

                                -- K.

                                P.S. to a different post.
                                Because they found his head
                                and shoulders in the bushes!