Article 80920 of alt.religion.kibology:
From: kkrueger@osf1.gmu.edu (Karl A Krueger)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Kibectomology FAQ
Date: 10 Jun 1995 03:39:54 GMT

KIBECTOMOLOGY FAQ v0.0.1 patchlevel 0

[0. INDEX]

0] Index
1] Introduction
2] What is Kibectomology?
3] What does it have to do with Kibology?
4] Where is Kibology headed?
5] Okay, then, where is Kibectomology headed?
6] Is there a Kibectomology newsgroup or FTP site?
7] What are the Holy Words of Kibectomology?
10] h00 iZZ dI$ k1BeCT0m gUY?!
11] What happened to Questions 8 and 9?
12] Anything else?


[1. INTRODUCTION]

This is the Kibectomology FAQ, version 0.0.1, patchlevel 0.

It contains, like most FAQs, a listing of questions that are rarely if
ever asked about its topic.  Also, like most FAQs, it will be updated
Thor-knows-when.


[2. WHAT IS KIBECTOMOLOGY?]

Kibectomology is the newest USENET religion, and is (more importantly)
the only known religion to have an FAQ before the religion itself was
founded.  Kibectomology will be founded three minutes after the
transmission of this FAQ, so help me Krishna.  Your local Zone of
Kibectomology will be founded in a few seconds or so.


[3. WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH KIBOLOGY?]

Kibectomology is to Kibo's absence what Kibology is to his presence.

Kibo has been grepped by the Almighty and found matching.  It is not
known what he was piped to, or what was in the Almighty's pipe that
gave Him the idea to grep for Kibo, for that matter.


[4. WHERE IS KIBOLOGY HEADED?]

Corruption, bureaucracy, and organizational senility.  Eris help us.


[5. OKAY, THEN, WHERE IS KIBECTOMOLOGY HEADED?]

Who in "Bob"'s name knows?  It doesn't exist yet!


[6. IS THERE A KIBECTOMOLOGY NEWSGROUP OR FTP SITE?]

No, unless you made one already.  O Allah, what a silly question.


[7. WHAT ARE THE HOLY WORDS OF KIBECTOMOLOGY?]

All words are holy to Kibectomology.  Every pattern is eventually
grepped for by the Goddess.  Every word in every language is Holy.
Every name is Holy.


[10. H00 IZZ DI$ K1BECT0M GUY?!]

Except the name "BIFF", thank Zeus.


[11. WHAT HAPPENED TO QUESTIONS 8 AND 9?]

Like all words, all numeric bases are Holy -- but octal is Holier
right now.  (Next time, we number in ternary.)

By the way, your local Zone of Kibectomology was just founded a second
ago.  You missed it.  May the Gaia Messiah have pity on your soul.


[12. ANYTHING ELSE?]

There has to be.  We haven't gotten through all the deities yet.