Date: Fri, 12 May 2000 01:26:06 -0400
Subject: Re: Hullo.
Status: R

David Pacheco wrote:

chiba@btinternet.com said:
> 
> So, um, what's the best way to join in with this newsgroup?

Gee, can't really help you there, but I can point you away from 
some of the the *worst* ways to join in with this newsgroup, all 
of which have been attempted recently:

- Run into the newsgroup naked and yelling "MINE!  MINE!  MINE!"

- Try and stop helicopter rotors with your teeth

- Build a life-size salami statue of yourself and throw it off a 
bridge while screaming "PAZ PARA VIEQUES!"

- Bring up something embarrassing we've been trying to forget, 
like "Flock of Seagulls" or "Kajagoogoo".

- Pay your Kibology monthly dues with big bags of pennies.

- Stage an early morning raid on the newsgroup and drag Kibo away 
in a van.  Deport to Cuba.

- Get the secret membership handshake wrong, end up dislocating 
shoulder and barfing into the Japanese Prime Minister's lap.

- Cough up something nasty into a handkerchief, stare at it for a 
few seconds, and then tell people "Hey look!  It's the Virgin 
Mary!"

- When they serve the chicken soup, throw your bowl up in the air 
and then run around with your tongue out trying to catch a 
noodle.

- Provide a counter-example to reality.
 
-dp.
Actually, that last 
one would be cool.