Article 120589 of alt.religion.kibology:
From: jaffo@onramp.net (Jaffo)
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Subject: PARTY AT JAFFO'S HOUSE!
Date: Fri, 04 Oct 1996 17:27:29 GMT
Organization: Crossroads Entertainment

Ellen is gone for the weekend so I'm all alone!!!!

PARTY AT JAFFO'S HOUSE!

BRING CHYKS AND BEER!!!!

PLANNED SOCIAL EVENTS INCLUDE:

Shaving off all body hair from Andrew S. DAY-MICK

Pin the tail on Dianne Stanley

Hang 'Jesse Garon' from the ceiling and smack him with sticks until candy
falls out

Making fun of Matthew N. Dodd

Making fun of Robert Hubby

Astronomy and Angst with Louis Nick!  (He's buying a keg cuz he has a job
now...)

John Winston's "Name That Alien" Contest, (Abductions available upon request.
Please make reservations 4 to 6 parsecs in advance.)

Sing along with Gharlane!

Lisa Pea's "I KAN DRINK MORE THAN U, YOU FUKKEN PRICK!!" Contest!

Steel cage match between Maelstorm and E Teflon Piano.  Watch them battle for
the rights to TWARK!

Poetry and nose busting from Michele "I'm too cool to read ark now" Tepper!!!

FEATURING: Evelyn Vs. The Traskmobile in a bone churning DRAG RACE!!

WIN A DREAM DATE WITH MATT MCIRVIN AT THE BACHELOR AUCTION!!!
(Leigh Witchell is available as an *ahem* alternate selection.)

ATTEND FROGGY'S SEMINAR AND LEARN THE EROTIC SEKRUTS OF THE MOUTHLESS
GODESS!!!

Join Stefan Kapusniack (or someone spelled a lot like that) for his SKIN THE
SH__P Contest!  Bring you best electric razor, and show up hungry!!!

Nekkid Jello Bible Study with Bev!!!

JOIN OUR ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION:  X-FILES VS. TWIN PEAKS - MAKING LAME PLOT
TWISTS WORK FOR YOU

LOTS OF REALLY COOL STUFF FROM THE PEOPLE I FORGOT!!!

   ''     Circut, the Internet Owl(tm), sez ....          
  o\/o                                                         
  (  )   "Show up early, show up on time, 
          or just teach Jaffo how to rhyme!!"

REMEMBER, Ellen is out of town, AND OUR PRICES ARE IN-SANE!!!!

[CAMERA PANS BACK, JAFFO, in a huge ugly cowboy hat, bonks himself in the head
with a huge mallet and oggles a beat up used car.]

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!!

Free parking!  Pants optional.


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