Date: Thu, 21 Oct 2004 00:38:54 -0400
Subject: [ark] Re: Dear LJ expert
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, asw@TheWorld.com wrote:

In article <kibo-2010041114390001@10.0.1.2>,
James "Kibo" Parry <kibo@world.std.com> wrote:
>Hmm.  How tightly can the rays be focused?  Can they be directed into
>people's homes -- say, through a rubber hose -- into a faucet of some sort
>for those who need immediate access to hot and cold running perversion?

Dr. Calvin's sensible low heels clicked softly on the clear futplex floors 
of the Kinky House of the Future.  With application of electricity, the 
floors could be opaqued, with the side effect of shocking anyone standing 
on it.  Strange devices padded and coated with the products of years of 
materials science engineering - naugafur, artifeathers, synthleather 
- unfurled from the walls like the wings of giant bats at the touch of her 
gloved hand on a bright red button.  Her fingers delicately lingered on 
the tap of the tap of the hot and cold running perversion tap; then, with 
a firm decisive twist, she turned it on full blast.

plorkwort.
-- 
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.
                -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"