Date: Sun, 13 Oct 2002 18:17:05 -0400 Subject: Re: Aftermath! Status: R In alt.religion.kibology, apearson@pt.lu wrote: David DeLaney wrote: > Andrew Pearson wrote: > >Meanwhile, in space, hidden behind the moons of Jupiter gian pulsating > >space-penguins preen. > > Yadda my favorite yadda yadda the yadda. I C U F no T, 2. > > >This post was all about Schwa's tale-spinning talents. I threw in the > >giant pulsating space penguins for no reason. > > But curiously they stole the stage... > The 't'? Not a tyop of course, because I now have reading glasses (curse this aging host!) and a new keyboard which has never had beer spilt on it. That 't' was stolen, snatched, space-napped by the mad, buccaneering, alphabet-crazed Bob Holness[1]. Bob, few people realise, was unfazed by contestants gleefully shouting "I'll have a 'p' please, Bob!" but was pushed teetering toward the brink of madness when someone said "I think that it's time for 'T'!". Resting quietly at home, he read your net leg ends FAQY; this of course pushed him over the brink. It was he, roaming the galaxy an a strange yet powerful jury-rigged Heath-Robinson ship cobbled together out of a stolen ie-fighter and a space-going Model   Ford who stole that "T". Only poor, mad Bob would be crazy enough to try it, for the Gian Pulsating Space Penguins guard their stock of "T"s jealously, as they need one in "pulsate". And where would a space creature be if it were unable to pulsate? Who knows where Bob has flown now on his rattling, raving, rocketing path through space? Who knows what thoughts run through the minds of the gian pulsating space penguins as they float in vast penguiny magnificence in the depths of space? I dunno. [1] http://www.worldofkitsch.com/celebrity/holness_bob.html shows Bob in happier days before the alphabet and your FAQY pushed him into SPACE.... MADNESS! [soADVANCErry if the description of the "aim of Blockbusters" in conjunction with the picture of the game board drives you into madness as well]. -- I think the last thing this world needs is fast breeding rabbits made out of Plutonium-239. Tubby Chubbs, alt.sci.physics.plutonium.