Date: Sat, 20 May 2000 02:34:11 -0400
Subject: Re: IMPORTANT GAME SHOW NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT!
Status: R

kibo@world.std.com wrote:

Kenton 'The Great Requiem' Cernea (requiem@nemonet.com) wrote:
>
> On Celebrity Dating Game, coming up next (as I type)...
> "Will she pick future Potsie Anson Williams?"
> WELL, WILL SHE????

That would be the coolest thing ever to have on your business card:
"Future Potsie".

RICHIE:   Hey, Fonz!  Thanks for your suggestion!  Kissing the girl
          while making a humming noise did make it better!
          How did you ever learn so much about "making out"?

FONZIE:   Ayyyyyyyyy!

RICHIE:   Oh no!  Here comes Future Potsie!

(FUTURE POTSIE enters.  His entire body is covered with silver greasepaint,
and he is wearing a Nehru jacket, moon boots, and a helmet liner.)

FUTURE POTSIE:  In your primitive era which you call "The Fifties",
          you have never heard of Internet-enabled cell phones!

RICHIE:   He's got you there, Fonz!

FONZIE:   I am in... in... innnnnn...

RICHIE:   Inferior?

FONZIE:   Yeah, that's it.

(FONZIE begins to cry.)

RICHIE:   That was mean, Future Potsie!

FUTURE POTSIE:  You have already sat on it!

(FUTURE POTSIE thumps the jukebox and it begins playing
rap music about Pokemon.)

                                                -- K.

                                                   I wanted to mention
                                                   Future Liverwort in
                                                   this story, but I couldn't
                                                   decide what evil powers
                                                   it would have.