From: stefan.kapus@zetnet.co.uk (Stefan Elisa Kapusniak)
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior,alt.religion.kibology
Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology
Subject: Re: Dog Growling At Owner
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 2000 16:37:14 +0100
Organization: The Court of the Queen-Architect

Theresa "Usenet's Sweetheart" Willis <tdwillis@earthlink.net> wrote:

>"Neat, I Dig Unicorns" ?

   My great-great-grandpappy mined Unicorns, dug them out of
   the Robson shales of South Dakota with shovel and pick as
   he sung his song of Hegelian dialectic and of death and of
   taxes.  Sung of a time before they closed the frontiers,
   before the Sputnik lasers of the Soviets beamed our very
   thoughts into our heads.

   It was the sweetness of that song, the ripple of muscle as
   he swung that pick, the honest sweat that fell from his brow
   in the heat of the noon sun that one fateful day in the summer
   of 1893 began our families' long association with the faerie
   folk.  For it was on that day that the elf-lord Alhmyin came
   across him as he worked and became transfixed with love for
   grandpappy's masculine beauty.

   And that is why the image of my ancestor hangs in the halls
   across the sea, and no I will not stand here and forswear it
   to satisfy your will, for the love they shared was beautiful
   and pure. and your foul words, to whomever they are spoken,
   can never sully that in the real world of the senses, only
   in the dull and shallow minds of those fools who would rally
   your burnt and bloody banner.


-- Kapusniak, Stefan e