Date: Wed, 18 May 2005 12:58:33 -0400 Subject: [ark] Re: More wrestling personae for Clans. Status: RO In alt.religion.kibology, mmcirvin@world.std.com wrote: In article , kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote: > Maybe you should switch to "The Electric Company", which is the same > show except they had Morgan Freeman (as Easy Reader, Dracula, and so on) > and Bill Cosby (as the guy who makes Morgan Freeman crack up during that > boxing sketch because he can't hold up the phonics cards while wearing > boxing gloves.) Because it was a Children's Television Worshop production > (initially filmed in Harlem) it features people who have actual skin color, > as well as super-funkay music! DOODOOO DO wockachickawockachicka DOODOOO DO wockachickawockachicka "Say, I've been hearing lots of... FUNK!" "THANK... you for noticing the... FUNK!" "I... THINK... there's something special about these big words appearing over our heads!" "Are you... DRUNK?" "No... These words all use the... NK... sound! Like... THINK... THANK... DRUNK... and FUNK!" [sfx: phone rings] "Who is it?" "Yeah, this here is J. Arthur... CRANK! And I have a question." "Do you... THINK... you could ask us the question?" "Yeah, those big words that are floating over your heads, like... THINK... THANK... DRUNK... FUNK... and CRANK..." "What about those words like... THINK... THANK... DRUNK... FUNK.. and CRANK?" "Well, they don't make no sense. Why are they up there?" "They all use the... NK... sound!" "Yeah, but are they some kinda physical manifestation? Like some diety who wants us all to learn about the... NK... sound gave them an objective reality? Or is it just some freakish sorta collective hallucination? 'Cause I'd really like to know how we could all be seeing those words floating up there in those, uh ...FRANKLIN... Gothic letters. 'Cause it don't make no sense." "Well..." "Also, was John Ratzenberger stealing my act? 'Cause if he was, he's a... STINKING... thief and I'd like to beat the snot out of him!" "You just used the... NK... sound twice! FRANKLIN... and STINKING... use the... NK... sound!" "Yeah, I guess I just did! Well, that explains everything! THANKS... a lot! Heh, heh!" DOODOOO DO wockachickawockachicka DOODOOO DO wockachickawockachicka [Filed under: Phonics as substitute for comedy] -- Matt McIrvin http://world.std.com/~mmcirvin/