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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
Subject: Re: dogs wearing jewelry (Re: My mom bought a cookie gun)
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Steve Christiensen (stnchris@xmission.com) wrote:
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> Subject: dogs wearing jewelry (Re: My mom bought a cookie gun)

I have no comment on this exciting article, because the abrupt change
of subject matter gave me whiplash which put me into a coma where I
hallucinated an entire Spot story where mean people were chasing Spot
around with a cookie gun squirting jewelry onto him and they wouldn't
stop because he couldn't resist eating his jewelry so they had to
keep squirting more onto him.  And then eventually Cookie Monster ate him.
Then he turned brown and wadded himself up into a little cardboard box
and mailed himself to me and now he's sad because I don't have any
cookie-coated dogs.  Boo hoo for Cookie.

                                    -- K.

                                       Are toy cookie guns required
                                       to have bright orange spritzers
                                       so that little girls won't
                                       get shot by Martha Stewart?