Path: news.utk.edu!news!newsfeed.utk.edu!washdc3-snf1!nycmny1-snh1.gtei.net!cpk-news-hub1.bbnplanet.com!news.gtei.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!telocity-west!TELOCITY!sn-xit-01!supernews.com!sn-inject-01!not-for-mail From: David Pacheco Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Re: God: A Definition Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2000 22:45:23 +0100 Organization: NO CARRIER Lines: 76 Message-ID: References: <3966DAC5.C30C5676@religions.com> <20000708185733.17765.00001196@ng-cc1.aol.com> <396963FF.448D3825@religions.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 212.140.49.232 X-Trace: 963265514 LGTBT6QCL31E8D48CC uk25.supernews.com X-Complaints-To: newsabuse@remarq.com X-Newsreader: MicroPlanet Gravity v2.30.1784 X-No-Yes: No Xref: news.utk.edu alt.religion.kibology:17303 In article <396963FF.448D3825@religions.com>, messenger@religions.com said: >I know that now. Thanks for the website url you sent me via e- >mail. However, I have noticed that a.r.k is a place where >nonsense and sillyness reigns supreme. Defining God has to fit >that doesn't it? No, but hey... You're Allowed. You cannot define God. Defining God would mean that you could contain God within words or images. The God of Moses commanded that no attempt be made to create idols in His image, in order that when He comes, "like a thief in the night," He might not be recognized and take the sinners by surprise. You cannot make a God out of words, out of pictures, out of some sort of cake. God CREATED cake! When you draw a picture of a human figure, does that figure have the intelligence, the wisdom, the love and nurturing spirit of a human being? Of course not, it is merely an IMAGE! And you pretend to make a God out of CAKE? God will strike you down for your impudence, and your cake too. Woe to you, oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath unto MacArthur Park, where someone hath left the cake out in the rain of FIRE and BRIMSTONE! Let him who hath understanding reckon the NUMBER of the BEAST, for it is a HUMAN NUMBER. When you are face to face with the God of Moses, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac Hayes, will your magical "zen" protect you from His wrath? Will your pseudo-god "Tao Teh Ching" somehow rise up and prevent God from casting you into the Lake of Fire? Will Hindu save your ever-lasting soul from God's eternal love and forgiveness? GOD IS GIVING YOU THE CHOICE: HIS BOUNTIFUL, ENDLESS LOVE, OR EVERLASTING PAIN AND SUFFERING! WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE? YAHWEH: I CHOOSE *YOU*!! The answer to the previous questions, in case you hadn't figured it out by now, is NO! God will not listen to your excuses for being spiritually weak, for God is a VENGEFUL God. God don't take no back talk! Talk to the God hand, 'cause the face of God ain't listening! Read the Book of Job before you question God: where were YOU when God divided the Earth from the Sea? Where were YOU in the Beginning, when there was nothing but the Word? Who are YOU, and WHERE are my pants? For I am YMMV, and I am your GOD! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY? The LORD is your DADDY! "For God so loved the world, that he gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but be CAST into the LAKE of FIRE." - John 12:00 And by the way, you're going to Hell for saying Kibology is "silly". You pretend to "define" God by being all-inclusive with the world religions, but you claim to know which religions are serious and which are "silly"? DO YOU CLAIM SPECIAL KNOWLEDGE UNAVAILABLE TO MERE MORTALS? For remember that in the Final Times, many False Prophets will make themselves known, men who claim to know the MIND of GOD [ Revelations 7:22 ]. But NONE shall know when the time is come to pass! [ Arthricians II 6:55 ] And anyone who says they DO is a FALSE PROPHET. [ Meadowlark 12:90 ] We are in the FINAL TIMES, people, and the FACT that NO ONE can predict it makes it *TRUE*. YOU, CHESTER, ARE PROBABLY THE ANTI-CHRIST. -dp. SERVANT of the LORD.