Date: Thu, 26 Oct 2000 03:48:10 -0400
Subject: Re: Deconstructing a sonnet
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, haon4707@my-deja.com wrote:


          o /  -Hello. I am Daniel Buettner.
         ^ )    I will be your narrator for
          /\    this evening. Today, Master
                Sakai's students  will  be
                deconstructing an ARKian
                sonnet for public benefit.

   o    -Hello. I am Judo Master Sakai Yukio!
  ,U.    Today! we will deconstructing! sonnets!
  / \    Deconstructing! for the health! Okay!



In article <Xu8J5.417$v3.4918@uchinews>,
  asweinbe@midway.uchicago.edu (Plorkwort) wrote:


   o    -Hello. Now to work students!
  ,U.    Deconstruct healthy! Go!
  / \

        Push!
         /
      o_.  A sont wrten              ,o  -Crush!
     ,)    for a UNSNET post Cons of`-(
      >\             certules        /<
                      and
                        ....
                         rudiments
                             ..

                           `   ' -Throw!
                            \o/
                             U
                            / \

       o /  -Master Sakai appears to be
      ^ )    warming his students up slowly,
       /\    in preparation of things to come!

> Gratuitously mentions memes the most
> And mixes in't the various elements.

   o    -Deconstructing Sonnet Attack!
  ,U.
  / \

                         \ /        memes
                          n
                         /o\
> Gratuitously mentions o   o the most
>           nd in`   vearious
              mixe\o_'lements.
            ...    V
          ...     <<  -Slam Dunk!
       the




   o    -Mo Ichi Do! Ike!
  ,U.
  / \



     o^  -HiiYa! Puncture Jab Spin!
    '< \
>Gr  uituously              ns
> And mixes i
                                     vbm  r

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                                 )'    h mos|         a
                                / >    various         (Pow!)
                                                  elem ,ts.
                                                     o/
                                                     ),
                                                     >\

       o /  -Notice how the student on
      ^ )    the far right managed to
       /\    smash an "e" into an "a"!
                That's real power!


   o    -Where is my tea? Where is my pocky?
  ,U.    Please to finish fastry!
  / \
                              mets    sph
                           gc     lwr      eres
                        rn      cir cl
> Not fire above or soa  ,_o
> Nor the Pythagorean     '(
> But aether? Really, why,< \                'er
> And "IYKWIM" in written leers.  Ihd
                                     ly kn


       o /  -Young white belt students are
      ^ )    lining up below for a chance
       /\    to be on UNSENET! Cheer them on!


     o^           o^               o^
    '< \         '< \             '< \
> "B  ble" and "  idy" and the Be   sus
> In blazing splendor 'scape the Obvious Bag

         .
       o/  -Hi Mom! I'm on UNSENET!
      ;u
      / \

     o^           o^               o^
    '< \         '< \             '< \
> Ab  t this ti  th'imagination f  zes
> And by the twelfth line the sonnet starts to drag.
                            (tell me about it!)



But trumpets and kazoos
proclaim it loud; This sonnet, while not splendid,
is ALLOWED.


   o    -Sonnet ka? DECONSTRUCT! SONNET!
  ,U.    Haiku!! Haiku!! Haiku!! Haiku!!
  / \

Trumpets and kazoos
proclaim loud sonnets suck
but R ALLOWED


       o /  -Well, that's the best Haiku, I've ever seen!
      ^ )    That's all the time we have for today...
       /\    And what a way to finish! Good night!



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