Date: Sun, 12 Dec 2004 17:59:26 -0500
Subject: [ark] Re: with SMASHING bedight
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, plorkwort@gmail.com wrote:

Sorry, talysman, I know you were meaning to write this one, but I was busy 
procrastinating on my last final paper for this semester, and ended up 
with:

THE DALEK LULLABY

hush little dalek
it's getting late
wait till tomorrow
to exterminate

you've had a long day
destroying and causing dread
but now it's time to rest
let's tuck you into bed

let's slip these pajamas
over your gun arm
and here's a little hat
to keep your eyestalks warm 

sleepy little dalek
all warm and tender 
hot water bottle
tucked under your fender

here's your teddy-doctor
he'll keep away nightmares
hug him nice and tight 
so you won't dream of stairs

rockabye dalek
in your saucer fleets
time to lie down
in your warm cozy sheets

so hush little dalek
it's getting late
you can wait till tomorrow
to exterminate.

plorkwort.
-- 
Septimus: So the Improved Newtonian Universe must cease and grow cold. Dear me.
Thomasina: Yes, we must hurry if we are going to dance.
        --Tom Stoppard, _Arcadia_