Date: Tue, 13 Jan 2004 22:25:31 -0500
Subject: [ark] Re: Instant Review: Lays Stax
Status: RO

In alt.religion.kibology, kibo@world.std.com wrote:

"The Big Black Dude" (clansdell@nf.sympatico.ca) wrote:
>
>  So...Frito-Lays has decided to jump on the bandwagon and make stackable
>  pertater chips/crisps in a tube. Great. Beloved Wife decides to purchase
>  some as they must be totally different from every other kind ever produced.
>  
>  NO! THEY'RE PRINGLES, BUT THEY'RE LAYS! IT SAYS RIGHT HERE ON THE TUBE! BUT
>  THEY'RE PRINGLES!
>  
>  I think I need to lie down...

Whatever you do, if you value your sanity, don't look at what Hershey's
selling in the candy aisle -- stackable chocolate wafers shaped exactly
like Pringles.

Apparently from now on, all snack foods will have Riemannian geometry
because that way, when they measure the calories in a triangular area,
they'll add up to less than 180.

                                         -- K.

                                            I hear that the next revision
                                            of the Pringles logo is going
                                            to look like Popeye turned
                                            inside out.