Path: news.utk.edu!news!newsfeed.utk.edu!feed2.onemain.com!feed1.onemain.com!xfer13.netnews.com!netnews.com!howland.erols.net!news-out.nntp.airnews.net.MISMATCH!cabal10.airnews.net!news.airnews.net!cabal14.airnews.net!news.airnews.net!cabal2.airnews.net!news-f.iadfw.net!not-for-mail From: Carlos May Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Re: kibo webpage newsreader tips Date: 11 Oct 2000 15:36:44 GMT Organization: Froggy's Usenet Salvage Company Lines: 45 Message-ID: <4733B366AA0BAD47.C907321F349FCFCF.BE27BF835FED22E3@lp.airnews.net> X-Orig-Message-ID: <8s21ec$kdr@library1.airnews.net> References: <9l4gts8lvah10blt7608164h5blrdtdohl@4ax.com> <8r95nt$t33$1@nnrp1.deja.com> Abuse-Reports-To: abuse at airmail.net to report improper postings NNTP-Proxy-Relay: library1-aux.airnews.net NNTP-Posting-Time: Wed Oct 11 10:36:44 2000 NNTP-Posting-Host: !`?QT1k-W+FRq?? (Encoded at Airnews!) X-Frog: Yes User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-19990805 ("Preacher Man") (UNIX) (FreeBSD/3.3-RELEASE (i386)) Xref: news.utk.edu alt.religion.kibology:31222 Plorkwort confessed: :> I want a computer whose GUI was designed by Heironomus Bosch. Competing with the system by Salvador Dali. (Guest staring J.K.Potter as Linus Torvald?) :> Little :> malformed devils would drag shrieking, convulsing documents to the Trash, :> which would have unearthly flames and screams. Odd pairs or triplets :> of eyes would sound claxons when your text lines got too long; Bob Hope :> would pop up at random points in the background, and ears and tails would :> creep out from behind open windows. Occasionally the word processor would :> throw in words like "refulgent" and general cries of woe. Instead of beeps :> or chimes or chords at startup and as alerts, it would play inverted chords :> on a basso profundo organ with all the vox stops out for multitundious :> choirs of doom. ras2 sighed deeply: : I am in LURV. Woooo! Ras2 and Plorkwort Sitting in a tree Growing out of the head of an owl Feeding raspberries to a one legged skeleton Dressed as the Pope As Charles Nelson Reiley flys by naked On the back of a giant sardine With wings of a dragonfly. : "NOBODY IS POSTING ANY FREAKIN' POLKAS." -g But, *EVERYTHING* is a Polka, if you want it to be. Weird Al will now demonstrate. -- Frater Frogalogus * Froggy@neosoft.com ** "The Information Super-Frog" [dibs]* Turn Java off and visit: http://www.angelfire.com/la/carlosmay/ ***"http://www" is pronounced "Hut-up Wow!". Hope This Helps!***