Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 20:01:38 -0500 (EST)
Subject: Re: Kibology and boardgames
Status: R

leahv@humongous.com (Leah Verre) says:

Kibologists playing "Scrabble":

Kibologist A:  You go first!
Kibologist B  (puts four  tiles on the board) Let's see .. that's
fourty-five points.
Kibologist A:  Sorry, but "Pleb" is not a word.
B:  Is too.
A:  Is not!
B:  Is too!
A:  Okay, then here. (puts down seven tiles that spell out "qqxvwxi")
B:  YAY!  YOU WIN!  Fifty-five points and an extra helping of
cabbage!!!
A:  YAY!  Can I go again?
B:  By all means!
A:  YAY! (puts down six tiles, one orange slice and the little hat
from Monopoly)
B:  How much is the hat worth?
A:  ten-billion points, I think.  Plus, it's a double-word score.
B:  wow! you're good at this game!

Kibologists playing "Chinese Checkers":

A:  YAY! Let's play Chinese Checkers!
B:  Okay!  Do we have to be Chinese?
A:  We can pretend!
B:  YAY!  Okay, I'll go first.  (carefully opens up box, takes out
board, carefully removes bags of marbles and eats them)  These marbles
are terrible!
A:  THE MARBLES ARE NOT FOR THE EATING!!!
B:   It's a habit, sorry.  I also ate the Whammy Ball from "Which
Witch" when I was 8.
A:  That's okay.  Here, we'll use some frozen peas.
B:  I don't think that'll work.  They'll fall down the holes.  Plus
they're all the same color.
A:  Good point.  Mentos?
B:  YAY!  MENTOS!  (eats all the mentos)
A: WAAAAAAAAAH!   You SUCK at this game!!!!

Kibologists playing "Clue":

A:  Mr. Insert-Name-Here, in the zeppelin, with a cornhusker.