Date: Tue, 15 May 2001 02:50:21 -0400
Subject: Re: The Biscuits
Status: R

In alt.religion.kibology, jmbay@Stanford.EDU wrote:

E Teflon Piano <etp@The-Institute.firm> writes:


>UK             US

>Cracker        Practical Joke
>Digestive      Cracker
>Biscuit        Cookie
>Scone          Biscuit
>Crumpet        Pancake
>Crisps         Chips
>Chips          Fries


US:   COOKIE CRISP
THEM: BISCUIT CHIP

US:   COCOA PUFFS
THEM: CHOCO PONCES

US:   CHEERIOS
THEM: GOODBYES

US:   PRODUCT 19
THEM: PRODUCT ONE POINT NINE TIMES TEN TO THE FIRST

US:   SPECIAL K
THEM: "SPECIAL" K

US:   KIX
THEM: KIQUES

US:   OOPS!  ALL BERRIES!
THEM: TERRIBLY SORRY, I SEEM TO HAVE OVERDONE IT ON THE BERRIES, SORRY AGAIN,
       WHAT A SILLY GIT I AM.

US:   COUNT CHOCULA
THEM: NIGEL CHOCO-SMYTHE (BART.)

US:   FROOT LOOPS
THEM: FRUIT LUIPS

US:   RAISIN BRAN
THEM: SULTANA BARLEY-GERM

US:   CAP'N CRUNCH
THEM: LEFTENANT BISCUIT

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